dumbest/craziest stories in the hobby world. and shoutout to milf Busty..

[pxmcc]

so Busty actually came up with the idea for this thread, but she demurred when i suggested she start it, and since i want to hear her-and other providers' and hobbyists' stories-i figured oh well, all good so long as we are all entertained..

totally off topic-point me if you must UC-but my 3 greatest movies ever are Gladiator-"Are you not entertained? Is that not why you are here?"
Last of the Mohicans-Daniel Day Lewis is a dude's dude and a chic's dude, imo.
and Pulp Fiction, the story of my life..
my fave line? "Royale with cheese.." fucking Frenchies..

so let's hear it, providers, hobbyists, and lurkers. let us all be entertained..

[pxmcc]

sorry, one more thing. 2nd fave line from Pulp Fiction: "Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?"..

ok back on topic. crazy hobby stories. let's hear your misadventures..

[Busty]

I was working for an escort agency years ago and I get to the client's address... Knock on door, man yells, Come in !!!
Open the door & the room is very dim with a coffin.
Man finally appears and tells me that the coffin is his bed. That's all I remember.

Next story, Another agency.
I had to go collect money from a girl & check on her because the appointment was an hour long. She wasn't answering her phone.
The client answers the door of the hotel room and
you can see the provider passed out on the bed & not responding, he starts telling me about the provider's butthole looked a certain way as if she had anal sex ...
I was thinking, why the hell is he examining a woman's booty hole!?!?!!
I got her out of there.

Dumbest award goes to a provider that would do alerts about a cop coming to her house that she owns, numerous/endless times showing public pictures of her house and a general location.
Many people gave con-structive advice not to show & tell so much private details but she wouldn't listen. The cop left and obviously the warning wasn't getting through her thick head.

[pxmcc]

^^yikes..

to the first guy, i take it, you said no thx, i gotta run?