I am all for the drawing and quartering of Metal Smith......
We seem to gravitate to the same Ladies; he and I; yet I started to have self-esteem issues; I was meeting Ladies, the sessions going great at first, then the yawning, sleepy looks I would get.......
Providing a sensual massage to one lady and realizing she fell asleep....
A very sensual ( at least I thought ) DATY encounter with one lady and I look up and she has fallen asleep......
My self-esteem was out the window......
Until I realized that Metal was seeing these ladies at the ungodly hour of 4:00 or 5:00 a.m......THEY WERE FALLING ASLEEP ON ME!
I have outfoxed the fox though; I now approach every encounter with a gallon of high octane coffee and a sixxbach...sorry....a six pack of Red Bulls!
Ladies, be advised, if you look out your window and see me walking up to your door with a grocery bag, it is not anything weird.......just insurance.......
Draw and Quarter the Silver-Tongued Cowboy;
CITYJAZZ, Bring Coffee and Red Bulls and check to see if the Ladies look sleepy.....
I do believe in the Old West, it was called Claim Jumping.......