Dear Santa

[normalguy21]

Dear Santa it seems as of lately you must be under the impression that i have been naughty . You must of read the reviews i have written . I at least hope my bad typing didnt keep you from fapping while you read .

How about this year we both agree to go our own way on the gift thing? You really dont have a choice Santa . I,am not into heavy set old white dudes in red clown clothes. You just dont do it for me anymore Santa . Sorry about that but i,am sure you still have lots of fans.

Please dont worry santa i will find a very sexy lady to be with to keep you from my mind and the shitty crap you always brought . I,am thinking Ava Starr would be a nice fit and i,am going find out .So santa please stay out of the men,s rest rooms trying to score. You really should give that up .



P.S Santa i did miss cluase while you were gone . Take Care

[normalguy21]

I dont know santa what happened to your sleigh -Nope i have no idea who broke your nav system and left the dome light on all night and ran down your battery . No Idea at all . What was the question?

[normalguy21]

Hi santa. Just so you know Rudolf your man on point well he,s been out Riding Dirty!!

Keep your hand on your gat he might try ganking you . LMAO

On a more non stupid note .

Christmas Day If anyone else is bored are lonely I will be either out drinking [yes there are a couple places to go drinking ]Are i will be in a room with a lovely some where.

Whom that lovely will be has yet to be established . I will be shopping for that today.

Pro active lovely who would like to spend christmas hanging out and -_-well you know should apply with in .