Baseball analogies for sex!

[Raquel de Milo]

Imagine a review written in baseball terms, lol.

http://www.anvari.org/fun/Jokes_by_E...s_for_Sex.html

[omakase]

Too funny.



And for more shits and giggles ...

[VictoriaLyn]

Way back when we couldn't use terms like gfe and kissing ect in our ads I made one using baseball

[El Cid]

First step: Get to first base ...

[Chung Tran]

I want to slide into your dugout

[pyramider]

I am not sure El Cid would appreciate that.

[Guest050619-1]

Okay....that pretty little Asian softball player ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ is sexy as hell!

Where is she.....and would she mind wearing that outfit for our date? Yum!

[Roguejet]

Her release looks like its over-hand; so, I'm thinkin knuckle balls on that one!

[Nightman]

Ok, how about "A line shot up the middle" for Greek?

[BigOldZero]

The shortstop goes deep in the hole.

He drilled one right back through the box

Then there is "on deck" and "in the hole"- especially with certain names like...

Mike Sweeney is in the hole. (Say it out loud.)

[northtexastaxman]

So. I got to first base via intentional walk.

Then I stole second without a throw from the catcher.

I thought I had stolen third base, but the official scorekeeper ruled it "defensive indifference".

I thought I read the sign from the coach that there was a squeeze play to get me to score, but I misread the sign and was called out. (Turns out it was a safety squeeze, I turned it into a SUICIDE SQUEEZE.)

[northtexastaxman]

Can you say "A GOOD YEAR AT THE PLATE"?