press release regarding alleged rumors

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"We don't generally talk about our strategy ... because it's strategic. I would rather have people think we're confused than let our competitors know what we're going to do. That's an easy trade-off." -- Larry Page (Google, Inc.)



a) alleged rumor #1 irena = Nineveh

answer: it can be formally proven that this renders false, since both personalities behind these avatars have a very different "Erdős number".


b) alleged rumor #2 irena = Emma Bond

answer: false. text analysis shows that these 2 avatars were backed by very different authors.


c) plenty of other rumors will not be commented, since it's pointless and boring.

[GneissGuy]

I have a denial of my own.

d) I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.

Would anyone else like to add a denial of their own?

[WTF]

I actually thought irena = WTF

I always thought WTF + Nineveh = FUN FUN FUN

[atlcomedy]

who cares???

[Marcus Aurelius]

And I thought Nineveh was gay male in Europe.

[WTF]

Originally Posted by atlcomedy

who cares???

Now , now atlcomedy.....you can't comment 'who cares' if you don't care! Well you can but its bad ECCIE protocol and may result in points or a wack across your peepee.

Which is it John Bull?

Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius

And I thought Nineveh was gay male in Europe.

Well , I'd sure been in for a suprise if so

Speaking of people we haven't seen in a bit....WhereTF is Becky? She take that dog on some exotic vacation where there is no computer? MA, you know the behind the scenes mover and shakers, find out what happened to Becky for us, would ya?

Wood Eye!
Peg Leg, Peg Leg!

[Tiffany Cums]

What are we talking about again?

[Marcus Aurelius]

Big nose big nose.

[Ansley]

Originally Posted by Tiffany Cums

What are we talking about again?

Stuff that began on ASPD many moons ago.

[Marcus Aurelius]

Now that's the real thing.

[Rudyard K]

Originally Posted by WTF

a wack across your peepee.

You seem to have a fascination with other guys peepee's. What's up with that?

[WTF]

Originally Posted by Rudyard K

You seem to have a fascination with other guys peepee's. What's up with that?

Project I been working on....nothing for you to worry your movie star status about.

[atlcomedy]

Originally Posted by WTF

Project I been working on....nothing for you to worry your movie star status about.

Is that your polite way of saying you don't want him to star in your "project"

[pjorourke]

RK isn't WTF's "type"

[WTF]

Originally Posted by pjorourke

RK isn't WTF's "type"

All bets are off in jail!