ha ha ha found this to cute and funny
One late stormy night little johnny was sound asleep when the load scary thunder woke him up..he was so scared he ran down the hall to his mommy and daddy's room..
he climbs in bed and lays right between them looks at mom and says, "im scared mommy can i sleep with you." mom says,"of course baby just dont look under the covers!"
little johnny set there for a while then peeked under he popped back up and said, "mommy mommy whats those?" she replied nothing those are just my headlights!! johnny said oh ok...she laid there a little longer then looked back under popped up and said, "mommy mommy whats that?" she said thats my garage now go to sleep!!
little johnny turned over and laid there and peeked again "daddy daddy what that?" he replied johnny thats my limo now go to bed!!"
he was almost asleep when the thunder got him again he hid in the covers....then popped outta bed
MOMMY MOMMY HURRY TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS THE LIMO IS GOING INTO THE GARAGE!!!! HA HA HA LMAO!!!
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