a cucumber and a pickle and a penis were talking about their lives. The cucumber said when I get long and hard and ready they cut me up toss me on a salad. The other frowned. The pickle said when I get long and hard and ready they cut me up throw in vinegar and toss my ass in a jar. oooo no the other say. Then the penis says that's nothing guys. When i get long and hard and ready I get a plastic bag over my head, stuck in a dark hole, my head bangs again the wall till i throw up all over my self and then pass out.
cucumber, pickle and penis
