Community Lunch - Tuesday, Jan. 15th

[ck1942]

Invites for the Tuesday, January 15 Lunch (11:30 to 2 pm) have been distributed.

If you're not already on the invite list and want to attend, please send me a PM. See the event rules in this link: Local Event Vouching & Rules

More details about invites and event rules are in the link in my signature.

The active invite list is pruned every month to remove frequent no-shows or those who haven't been re-vouched currently. We expect those on the list to attend an event at least every other month or so.

We usually average 50 or more attendees at lunches and happy hours. Mostly regulars and usually 20-25 pct. folks brand new to the events.

Since many PMs ask me about the events, here's how a "meet and greet" operates:

-- All invitees are well vouched. Gents by established providers for sessions from within the past 90 days or so. Providers by established hobbyists or established providers. Gents are also re-vouched every couple of months.

-- Gents who don't hobby at least every month or so are not usually on the invite list.

-- All invitees who don't regularly attend are dropped.

-- Yes, more than a few UTR ladies and gents regularly attend. All are well vouched just like any one else.

Basically, we blend in with the other customers at our venues, but we don't mingle with them, obviously. And we don't need to since we have dedicated private space most of the time.

So, although we wear special name tags (no hobby handles because of Google) we can recognize each other in the group, we act like we are "civilians," so no "too-hot" sexy dresses (unless it is a "Little Black Dress" social) and even though we are in a secluded area, there is no untoward behavior permitted. So no spanking, lap sitting or other nearly or somewhat erotic activities.

What we do enjoy is inexpensive food and drink and the finest kind of camaraderie and fellowship.

Vouching closes at noon the Monday before any event.

See y'all there!

[Dakota123]

I am excited to be there and I will be escorting HottAssAmelia with me to the lunch


ps... im making her go to the afterparty
xoxkissesxox

[mirandalee]

Cant wait to go see you all there!!

[Jten13]

Who's all goin? Might head down there when it starts

[DallasRain]

Have fun---we will be in louisana being naughty

Hope to make next one!!

[AngeLisa]

HMmmmm....

[levi tab]

What a nice cold day to have lunch with the ladies unfortunately, I can never make it to the luncheons...

[mwsatx]

Looking forward to joining y'all once I get a little more established. Enjoy!

[mirandalee]

Been sneezing like crazzy stupid allergies sorry I couldnt make it...

[raedy4funn45]

I am never in town on the right days....

[Precious_b]

Having too much fun at work today.

[Keyzer Soze]

Last minute change of plans, hope everyone who made it had a good time.

[ck1942]

Interesting crowd today and although the venue was chilly due to some heating/cooling system issues but most folks managed to keep warm within the venue or possibly elsewhere... hmmmmmm!

One wag suggested that if heating/cooling issues continue, in the summer time heat we should remove all clothing so we could "chill." And, during the winter season, also remove all clothing and then indulge in mutual body rubbing to warm up. Yup!

Our resident medical authority suggested that the chill could protect anyone harboring any bugs since the bugs cannot operate well in chilly zones. I'm contacting the ice rinks and meat lockers regarding future event venues!!!

Meanwhile, good turnout and an inviting (warmer, too) after party venue.

For those with Tuesday attendance issues let me know via pm or em if you're interested in "San Antonio Limited Edition" events which are in smaller venues and on days other than Tuesdays.

Stay tuned for the next Happy Hour - Tuesday, January 29th.

Just remember: It's Rodeo San Antonio time, so here's my first (second and third) contribution:

1)

Two Cowboys were sitting at a bar, when a young lady nearby began to choke on a hamburger. She gasped and gagged, and one cowboy turned to the other and said, "That little gal is havin' a bad time. I'm agonna go over there and help."

He ran over to the young lady, held both sides of her head in his big hands, and asked, "Kin ya swaller?"

Gasping, she shook her head no. He asked, "Kin ya breathe?"

Still gasping, she again shook her head no. With that, he yanked up her skirt, pulled down her panties and licked her butt.

The young woman was so shocked that she coughed up the piece of hamburger and began to breathe on her own.

The cowboy sat back down with his friend and said, "Ya know, it's sure amazin' how that hind-lick maneuver always works."

2-A) Rodeo Sex

Two cowboys were sitting in a bar when one asked his friend if he had heard of the new sex position called rodeo. His friend says no, what is it?
Well you mount your wife from the back, reach around and cup her breasts with both hands.
Then say, "Boy, those are almost as nice as your sisters".
Then see if you can hold on for 8 seconds.

2-B) (Rodeo Sex alternate version)

It's when you mount your woman from behind, start going nice and slowly, take her hair and pull her head back slightly and whisper in her ear "Your sister was better than you...", and try to hold on for 8 seconds!

3)

Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?

A: Touchback.

[Dakota123]

I had a blast!! thank you!! I enjoyed meeting some new people. Sorry to those that I didnt meet... I hope to meet you at the next social! Til then... Kisses

Dakota123

[bamatide]

Had a great time as always..thanks CK. Meet some new and old friends. Thanks for coming Dakota