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01-14-2020, 05:34 PM
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Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
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california plastic man is now in charge
I will be out of the office for the next few weeks.... and while I will be able to post sporadically.... I need someone to take over my more important duties on a daily basis.
At this time, I would like to thank Plastic Man for filling in during my past sabbaticals.
And it is with great honor that I now introduce you to this years new and improved temporary replacement.... california plastic man!!!!!
Thank you.
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01-14-2020, 06:49 PM
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Chasing a Cowgirl
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Location: West Kansas
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But isn't CPM on a beach somewhere and not taking calls?
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01-14-2020, 08:16 PM
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life coach fer yer penis
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Location: leading the ass pirate circle jerk crew
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01-14-2020, 08:28 PM
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Join Date: Mar 8, 2011
Location: the alerts section saving Karen
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few weeks?
uh huh
at best , absolute best case scenario 34 hours ,
prob more like 22 hrs ,
don't get me wrong
id gladly accept 2 hours
lets hope for 1 hour
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01-14-2020, 08:45 PM
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Pending Age Verification
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Join Date: Jan 3, 2010
Location: new orleans
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My ECCIE Reviews
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N.Y
HAS THE BEST! REMEMBER DAT!
J.S. XXOO ANNIE
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01-15-2020, 04:21 AM
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Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: The Great State of Ennui
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Originally Posted by Plastic Man
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I have made a wise decision....
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01-15-2020, 11:11 AM
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Join Date: Jan 30, 2010
Location: Buffalo, NY
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I was just listening to this song yesterday and thought I would reread the lyrics, The Plastic Man Theme Song:
A man lives at the corner of the street
And his neighbors think he's helpful and he's sweet
'Cause he never swears and he always shakes you by the hand
But no one knows he really is a plastic man
(Plastic man, plastic man)
He's got plastic heart, plastic teeth and toes
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
He's got plastic knees and a perfect plastic nose
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
He's got plastic lips that hide his plastic teeth and gums
And plastic legs that reach up to his plastic bum
(Plastic bum, plastic bum )
Plastic man got no brain
Plastic man don't feel no pain
Plastic people look the same
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Kick his shin or tread on his face
Pull his nose all over the place
He can't disfigure, or disgrace
Plastic man
(Plastic man, plastic man)
He's got plastic flowers growing up the walls
(Yeah, he eats plastic food)
He eats plastic food with a plastic knife and fork
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
He likes plastic cups and saucers 'cause they never break
And he likes to lick his gravy off a plastic plate
Plastic man got no brain
Plastic man don't feel no pain
Plastic people look the same
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Kick his shin or tread on his face
Pull his nose all over the place
He can't disfigure, or disgrace
Plastic man
(Plastic man, plastic man)
He's got a plastic wife who wears a plastic mac
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
And his children wanna be plastic like their dad
(Yeah, he's plastic man)
He's got a phony smile that makes you think he understands
But no one ever gets the truth from plastic man
(Plastic man, plastic man)
Plastic man
(Plastic man, plastic man)
Songwriter: Raymond Douglas Davies
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01-15-2020, 01:20 PM
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Join Date: Aug 1, 2015
Location: NY
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Originally Posted by JONBALLS
few weeks?
uh huh
at best , absolute best case scenario 34 hours ,
prob more like 22 hrs ,
don't get me wrong
id gladly accept 2 hours
lets hope for 1 hour
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Lol
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01-15-2020, 01:35 PM
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One of the Kinks songs I dont remember hearing. I had several albums of theirs.
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01-15-2020, 03:36 PM
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life coach fer yer penis
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Originally Posted by lilylivered
One of the Kinks songs I dont remember hearing. I had several albums of theirs.
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surprised ...ya ...dones tooks time offs yer grovelin ons ...twitter ta ...posts here
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02-07-2020, 04:39 PM
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Many thancks to CPM for taking care a the joint.....
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02-07-2020, 06:38 PM
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life coach fer yer penis
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the real thanks belongs ta yo ...joe ans his bestest bestie ...howard
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02-08-2020, 10:15 AM
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Join Date: Dec 12, 2009
Location: near Lake Ontario
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Originally Posted by Paulie Rockstar
Many thancks to CPM for taking care a the joint.....
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while flying a kite posting was refreshing over the drunk posting
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02-08-2020, 10:21 AM
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Originally Posted by offshoredrilling
while flying a kite posting was refreshing over the drunk posting
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yeah well.... playtime's over....
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02-08-2020, 10:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Plastic Man
the real thanks belongs ta yo ...joe ans his bestest bestie ...howard
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you should see what they are saying about yojo ons the app....
freaking hysterical.....
he sent me a pm.... but he's banned now.... Can someone give him my # so he can contact me???
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