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04-26-2017, 03:25 PM
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Join Date: Mar 14, 2011
Location: Welcome Sections
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More and more providers and hobbyists are going bare back but requests "Letters" or "Documentation".
More and more providers and hobbyists are going bare back but request "Letters" or "Documentation".
That's right seems like every time I turn around some one is advertising they will do bare back. And we all know that many for an extra fee will do the slippery.
As a matter of being helpful to my hobby brothers... I have attached not 1 but 2 except able letters you can submit to providers.
SAMPLE LETTER A
Dr. BJ Suk N Fuk
6969 35 Whoreador
Vagina Triangle, Texas 78741
512-867-5309
Dear Provider,
I have personally examined “Still Looking”. He has been tested for all STD related items. Physical examination of his ding don and dingle berries show minimal damage from what appears to be a sex act known as “Slamdango©”. Having no direct effect on any future engagements.
Blood Work STD’S: Negative
Should you have any questions please contact our office.
Dr. BJ Suk N Fuk
SAMPLE LETTER B
Dear Nasty Hooker,
Still Looking has always gone by the slogan:
“Don’t be a fool cover your tool”. He watches his diet and gets lots of rest when he isn’t out banging hookers or on that damn internet. I’m certain he is clean as Mata Leon’s conscience.
Now I can’t speak for some of his buddies. The German guy who wears the leather pants is always hitting on me but I think he is okay as well. PID is a wonderful gentleman I just don’t take naps when he’s here. Mata Leon is okay but I’m so tired of hearing the Village People.
They’re all good boys. I’m sure you’ll have fun with them.
SL’S Mother
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04-26-2017, 05:46 PM
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You'll Love My Nuts!
Join Date: Oct 29, 2012
Location: Austin
Posts: 11,624
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Documentation?
SHooT is ICE on our tails now?
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04-26-2017, 09:07 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jul 24, 2012
Location: Austin
Posts: 3,497
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Come on SL. I thought you were better then using this cheesy approach. The assumptive phrase doesn't work on all of us just like the assumptive sale doesn't either. With that said, had you phrased it a bit differently is would have sounded much more convincing.
You should go back to school take a refresher class or two. School is a great thing regardless of how old or fat someone is.
https://youtu.be/uhiCFdWeQfA
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04-26-2017, 09:33 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Sep 29, 2011
Location: Austin
Posts: 1,957
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You can't even get results from the cheap health clinic anymore! They only call if they find problems. Guess I need to keep testing with the porn stars labs so I have proper papers. At least I can use a porn name on those.
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04-26-2017, 10:07 PM
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Account Disabled
Join Date: Sep 30, 2016
Location: Austin, TX
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Originally Posted by quzi
You can't even get results from the cheap health clinic anymore! They only call if they find problems. Guess I need to keep testing with the porn stars labs so I have proper papers. At least I can use a porn name on those.
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Is this a real thing? Where do I find it?
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04-26-2017, 11:59 PM
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The Cock Worship Unicorn
User ID: 263584
Join Date: Oct 6, 2014
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 2,181
My ECCIE Reviews
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Originally Posted by iSeekGreek
Is this a real thing? Where do I find it?
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Talenttestingservice.com
Any lab in town can do it.
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04-27-2017, 05:34 AM
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Join Date: Dec 22, 2009
Location: PacerPro Innagadadavida
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I got my letter from little monster 
IB
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04-27-2017, 05:55 AM
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Join Date: Mar 14, 2011
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Guys getting tested means exactly shit. From the time you test (For Life Insurance) and get your results back you could have unprotected sex and be positive for many STD'S. Takes 1-10 days before you might text positive.
A cover beats a letter EVERY TIME!
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04-27-2017, 08:40 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
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Some cooties take even longer to pop up.
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04-27-2017, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by pyramider
Some cooties take even longer to pop up.
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I'm just going to say it.... "taint disease". 
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04-28-2017, 12:53 AM
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Hope I haven't bored you!
Join Date: Apr 30, 2009
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There are a couple of websites you can use to print out test results.....
No tests required!
Seems to make it all useless....
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04-28-2017, 10:34 AM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jul 18, 2010
Location: Southwest Austin
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Originally Posted by Iron Butterfly
I got my letter from little monster
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Ah hell you're as good as gold then. Condoms will be optional for you sir. Monster's word is pretty powerful around here, it has the ability to make people do shit they normally wouldn't do.
All I know is I really wanna creampie the fuck out of Ms. Luxie here
https://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=287996
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04-28-2017, 01:20 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: Central Austin
Posts: 5,493
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Originally Posted by Little Monster
Ah hell you're as good as gold then. Condoms will be optional for you sir. Monster's word is pretty powerful around here, it has the ability to make people do shit they normally wouldn't do.
All I know is I really wanna creampie the fuck out of Ms. Luxie here
https://www.eccie.net/providers.php?do=view&id=287996
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Well, no one can fault you for your taste!!!! 
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04-28-2017, 03:49 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: Dec 22, 2009
Location: PacerPro Innagadadavida
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Originally Posted by Little Monster
Ah hell you're as good as gold then. Condoms will be optional for you sir. Monster's word is pretty powerful around here, it has the ability to make people do shit they normally wouldn't do.
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I knew I was getting a good deal, thanks Monster
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04-29-2017, 08:42 AM
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BANNED
Join Date: Mar 14, 2011
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Originally Posted by Treetop78759
Come on SL. I thought you were better then using this cheesy approach. The assumptive phrase doesn't work on all of us just like the assumptive sale doesn't either. With that said, had you phrased it a bit differently is would have sounded much more convincing.
You should go back to school take a refresher class or two. School is a great thing regardless of how old or fat someone is.
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