provider------ chesty la rue
age----- ready for the grave
providers body---- dont ask
activities-- the old fuck bought lunch
after chesty had had a date with the tall tanned and handsome chizzy last week, his lust for more guys increased. He suggested a lunchtime ,meeting of a few invited guests that had always filled his dreams
invited guests...............
1. Big Stig----- eccie and indys alltime man slut
2. Bser--- the under the radar pervert
3. Bambino--- the great italian stallion
4. eaglehorse aka hollywood--our favorite war hero
5. amish gangster--- mystery man
6. chizzy--- chocolate chef
1. big stig---- did not show/ called and had just finished breaking in a new hottie .(ps-the prick wont share any contact info for his new find--fucking selfish bastard)
2. amish gangster--- it has been said this guy is a little pencil dick prick who feels inferior around real studs so it wasnt surprising he didnt show either
3. eaglehorse---no show also--it was said he probably was walking the streets asking people which way it was to kuwait, we really need to adjust his meds
4. bambino--he was there.......hell tell the guy theres booze available and you dont have to ask twice
5. chizzy--- probably the nicest good looking guy you will ever meet--he was happy to be there to fullfill chestys dream
6. BSER--- now bser describes himself as aman with the body of a slender spider monkey/ however it seems he has evolved into more of a overweight walrus-- he was ready for action
the meeting commenced with a round of drinks and introductions. Chizzy then handed bser his steaks that bser had been begging for since he is too cheap to buy anything other than a wendys cheeseburger. Chizzy then passed out his famous bacon covered chocolate along with a few easter porno candies-- everyone but bser got bunnies with hardons while bser was presented with chocolate penises(to suit his personality) bser than complained he didnt like milk chocolate by itself. Chizzy made a quick trip to the bathroom and presented bser with the penises covered with a nice white creme additive. Bser was happy to engulf the candy delights
chesty asked that this review not go into the juicy details but lets just say that chesty had his dreams fulfilled once again
his rates for service are well within everyones expectations and his service is top notch provided you can get by looking at someone who should have been in the ground long ago
hell--he was so happy he even bought everyones lunch and drinks
thanks chesty-------- please try to remember--safe sex only--dont give into your wanting for more
chesty la rues' lunch party
