What did I miss? & Free Pussy Disaster

[atxdream]

Hey all!!!! So I've pretty much been entertaining guests or travelling all of July. I found myself in areas without internet (who knew that still existed) for a couple of those weeks. I'll be returning soon... will need to catch up on my day job stuff... but then I'll be back in the eccie mix

Was wondering what I've missed. Anyone want to recap the last 4 wks? or should I just start sifting through the threads?

You can be funny... but keep any drama to the threads they were in

P.S. So TWO NIGHTS during my trip, I was SUPER HORNY and posted an ad for FREE PUSSY on some local (non-hobby) ad boards. Bunch of no shows and skeptical guys lol Damn! A girl can't even get f*cked when she's giving it away. Guys just don't trust free pussy anymore! Good thing Orlando has been treating me well! Sorry guys, that offer was only for those nights.

[Jed Clampett]

Atxdream.......you missed some hilarious threads. Check out Malayas queef thread, and Lexxi's thread on la Pequina, and her two dong thread. I will have to admit, I would have been skeptical
And hesitant to call anyone if I ever saw a "free pussy" ad. Wow sometimes if it looks to good to be true, then it is true!

[SofaKingFun]

Well, hmm...let me see.

A provider retired...then returned. Another one retired...but never left. A few others NCNS'ed....some had excuses, others not. Some providers are stopping by our fair city while they tour. A few scratched us off due to whatever reasons. One provider's SO found her hobby phone and he wasn't all too thrilled with what he found. We had a meet-n-greet Tuesday eve. Great turnout and all sorts of silly shit happened afterwards...or so the rumor goes. Some people in the hobby have big mouths and say things that should have been kept to themselves. Someone posed as an eccie member and tried to book a provider/got called out on it/Fail! .BP girls misrepresent themselves. Bait n switch...and on and on.

...annnnnd that's about it. So no, you didn't miss much.

But the important question is this: Did you bring me any presents from your trip?

That's too funny about the freebee promotion/ad. I've always found that it's not so much the free pussy that's so expensive, it's the damned shipping and handling that's the bugger.

Glad that you're back safely and I hope you had a great trip. ..or wait. Are you back?

(If not, then there's still plenty of time to shop for my presents...just sayin')

Your humble reporter,
SKF

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[Jten13]

Learning

[Likinikki]

...and Boom won all the poker money and left. (lol)

[Ms. Milani]

And a pussy attacked SFK

Originally Posted by SofaKingFun

Well, hmm...let me see.

A provider retired...then returned. Another one retired...but never left. A few others NCNS'ed....some had excuses, others not. Some providers are stopping by our fair city while they tour. A few scratched us off due to whatever reasons. One provider's SO found her hobby phone and he wasn't all too thrilled with what he found. We had a meet-n-greet Tuesday eve. Great turnout and all sorts of silly shit happened afterwards...or so the rumor goes. Some people in the hobby have big mouths and say things that should have been kept to themselves. Someone posed as an eccie member and tried to book a provider/got called out on it/Fail! .BP girls misrepresent themselves. Bait n switch...and on and on.

...annnnnd that's about it. So no, you didn't miss much.

But the important question is this: Did you bring me any presents from your trip?

That's too funny about the freebee promotion/ad. I've always found that it's not so much the free pussy that's so expensive, it's the damned shipping and handling that's the bugger.

Glad that you're back safely and I hope you had a great trip. ..or wait. Are you back?

(If not, then there's still plenty of time to shop for my presents...just sayin')

Your humble reporter,
SKF

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[BoomShakaLaka]

Originally Posted by Likinikki

...and Boom won all the poker money and left. (lol)

I didnt win it ALL --- just most LOL


I told em from the beginning -- Im out at midnight LOL

[Harro69]

Atxdream lol if you posted that on CL that's why no on responded. It's full of scammers now on the women seeking male. I am sure some of the guys here will sacrifice some time for the cause if the emergency is needed in the future!

[bigjimt52]

aw shucks.....hate to miss out on free pussy............welcome back....

[troll1946]

As all of you know, there IS no such thing as free pussy. Just ask my SO.

[phillyintexas]

Originally Posted by atxdream

Hey all!!!! So I've pretty much been entertaining guests or travelling all of July. I found myself in areas without internet (who knew that still existed) for a couple of those weeks. I'll be returning soon... will need to catch up on my day job stuff... but then I'll be back in the eccie mix

Was wondering what I've missed. Anyone want to recap the last 4 wks? or should I just start sifting through the threads?

You can be funny... but keep any drama to the threads they were in

P.S. So TWO NIGHTS during my trip, I was SUPER HORNY and posted an ad for FREE PUSSY on some local (non-hobby) ad boards. Bunch of no shows and skeptical guys lol Damn! A girl can't even get f*cked when she's giving it away. Guys just don't trust free pussy anymore! Good thing Orlando has been treating me well! Sorry guys, that offer was only for those nights.

They probably all believe in a quote from Robert Heinlien -- TANSTAAFL (There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch).

[Doc_rob]

And best of all.... I got divorced (smile). Some other poor SOB can put up with her B/S and money burning ways. The woman makes $100K+ per year and is broke 1 week after payday. What a pain in the ass.

[MsPrittiKitti]

Doc...i think you should throw a "divorce party"
Strip club & steaks!!!

[sympleman]

Ya know ATX I feel your pain. I keep on postin ads for free cock and the gals just don't respond.

Geeze what is it with people today. There so jaded.

PS Don't give SKF ANY presents. It's like feeding a stray cat.

Sympy.

[pickupkid]

No free pussy today..awwww I missed it