A coal delivery yesterday

[Unique_Carpenter]

So this little guy shows up at the barn yesterday afternoon with a Semi-truck loaded with 5 tons of coal. In bags, on multiple skids.
Asks to hide that out by the back gravel drive that has night lights on both sides.
Me: Hide it? It's 5 tons.
Little guy says: It's on the list. Btw, one bag goes to just one gal. We'll have other folks stop by to break down the rest into smaller packages.
Me: Whatever. Do you want the Vet on standby again?
Little guy: Yes, but don't you want to know who the one large bag is for?
Me: No, you've also checked the list a second time right? Besides I have a good idea who it's for.
Little guy: With an elfish giggle, says: You're prob right. Throw a trap over the stuff for now.
Me: Right.

So here's the question for you all:
Who do you think the one gal is?
Gal's can name themselves.

[Boredinop]

An east coast gal that's currently in KC.......almost forgot, and off the clock.

[Unique_Carpenter]

Nope, but she pouted about that.
It's someone most KC is familiar with.

[ElumEno]

I'm going to guess a Southern Gal that has warmed the loins of many all over the country,

yet through mastering the art of Kegel exercises can still turn lumps of coil into a girls best friend!

[Unique_Carpenter]

Lol,
Maybe,
But you gotta name her

[DallasRain]

hmmmmmm maybe ME lol


i actually got a stocking w coal in it last year
a gag gift from my kids lol

[yourdesire]

It's miss DR

[Unique_Carpenter]

And the ladies take the win.
Merry xmas Dee.
Emphasis on the "X"

[oldman49]

Maybe the rest of the coal should go to Vishal Garg. The CEO of Better.com that fired 900 of his employees via Zoom. A real "A" hole

[Unique_Carpenter]

Let's be careful of thread drift.

But, he's hiding cause his chairman sent him home. So the count is 901.

[malwoody]

Originally Posted by Boredinop

An east coast gal that's currently in KC.......almost forgot, and off the clock.

Be careful slick, you could get RTMd for taunting.

[Unique_Carpenter]

Originally Posted by malwoody

Be careful slick, you could get RTMd for taunting.

Come on mw, it was a good guess.
Zero points for a complete miss though.

[DallasRain]

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[Unique_Carpenter]

Originally Posted by DallasRain

Santa's gonna have a broken wrist when he leaves Missouri.