o.k. I never usually post an ISO.. and this is of the stupid craigslist variety.. but I think it would be appropriate here (and funny).
If you were the tall strawberry blonde in the west Austin Subway store today at lunch, please respond. You were wearing a skin tight black short sleeve dress with a skirt that was MAYBE an inch less than "What skirt?". The black heels were taller than the skirt was long. I only got a 5 second glimpse, but I would classify your body type as "freaking perfect" ( you know for your p411 account you don't have yet). You breezed out with all the jaws in the place dropped and hopped into a Scion with your blonde friend. I was too stunned to follow or say anything.
If you know who you are and recognize this description, please PM me so I can find you and fuck you.
I know the hobby is toying with me because as you left, all I could think was... man I hope she takes appointments.
I'll admit it. I am not composed at all about this. Good lord women are fantastic!
Onceler
...my OMFG moment today...
Just a fantasy ISO....
