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Old 04-23-2013, 04:58 PM   #1
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Angry What Do you NOT Look For In A Provider
Having read three bad reviews recently (one moved to COED), I had to speak up.

For Me:

1. A provider that No Shows multiple clients at the last minute. See COED.
2. A provider that watches Ellen Degenerate while you are performing DATY because you won't write a review.
3. A provider whose Meow smells like rotten tuna fish with a duece thrown in.

In football, it's "Come On Man".

Come On, Ladies!
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Old 04-23-2013, 05:01 PM   #2
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"On", a dick...
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Old 04-23-2013, 05:12 PM   #3
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4. A provider with indications of mental or emotional instability

which WU eluded to more succinctly
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Old 04-23-2013, 05:51 PM   #4
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I had this conversation with a provider a couple weeks ago. We agreed there is a difference between Ho Crazy and Bat Shit Crazy. I'm OK with a little Ho Crazy. I avoid the Bat Shit variety.
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Old 04-23-2013, 06:57 PM   #5
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5. Texting or being otherwise distracted during the visit
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Old 04-23-2013, 07:03 PM   #6
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6. Boring or ignorant personality/conversation.
7. Having a penis would also be a turn off for me (no offense to TS lovers).
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Old 04-23-2013, 07:08 PM   #7
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8. Double Booking
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Old 04-23-2013, 07:23 PM   #8
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Being off my more than10 lbs from photos.
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Old 04-23-2013, 07:29 PM   #9
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Being off my more than10 lbs from photos.
What if it's on the - side of the +/- sliding scale?
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Old 04-23-2013, 07:49 PM   #10
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Squirting. Having seen/experienced it a few times, it loses it's mystique. I'm still not convinced it's not pee particularly when it leaves a 3 foot puddle in my bed.
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Squirting. Having seen/experienced it a few times, it loses it's mystique. I'm still not convinced it's not pee particularly when it leaves a 3 foot puddle in my bed.
I've just checked a hobbyist off my list!
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Old 04-23-2013, 08:01 PM   #12
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Hairy bush or hair any place other then head.
Drunk bitchs
Chicks that shit require penicillin
Chicks with shit penicillin can't cure.
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I done wrote my pet peeves down already.

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=399870
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Old 04-23-2013, 08:08 PM   #14
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What if it's on the - side of the +/- sliding scale?
Lol depends *where* those 10 lbs came off?
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Old 04-23-2013, 08:22 PM   #15
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6. Boring or ignorant personality/conversation.
7. Having a penis would also be a turn off for me (no offense to TS lovers).
A +1 for #7 (and also no offense to TS lovers).

I'd say that a mustache or beard would be a bit of a turn off for me as well.
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