Little Johnnie

[EastTexasGrown]

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

"None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."

[Nicky Wayne]

I'm with Little Johnny

[drinkindreamin]

Ha ha!

[Tatianamarie]

hilarious

[cascade]

A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”. The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s bitch.”

[unit12]

cascade - Are you a P1? Junior Miller told this joke on-air a few weeks ago.

[EastTexasGrown]

Originally Posted by cascade

A teacher asks her class, “What do you want to be when you grow up?” Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”. The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. “And you, Susie? ” the teacher asks. Susie says “I wanna be Johnny’s bitch.”

It like it!!!

[cascade]

No im not. Im a newbie as far as posting on here. I saw the little johnnie joke, and couldnt help myself.

[drinkindreamin]

Originally Posted by cascade

No im not. Im a newbie as far as posting on here. I saw the little johnnie joke, and couldnt help myself.

Well welcome to the club cascade. I see you've been signed up since 15 with 3 posts. Speak your mind when you have something to say were glad to hear from ya. I thought the joke was funny!