Lay Off Letter
Lay Off Letter
Little wonder why this guy is boss. He is sharp! (You can't be any fairer than this leader...)
Dear Employees:
As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the
fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government
fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our
prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase
our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have
to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been
bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to
choose who would have to go.
So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and
found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided
these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way
to approach this problem. They voted for change......I gave it to them.
I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.
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