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Originally Posted by friendly fred
Considering the Los Angeles Lakers used to be the Minnesota Lakers, and you know what happened there, they should also change their name.
I suggest the LA BLM's.
The Boston Celtics - racist.
Golden State Warriors - racist
Sacramento Kings - vestiges of Olde English white supremacy.
Houston Rockets - the space program tried to hide the contributions of those black ladies who did the computations - racist
Utah Jazz - cultural appropriation
Detroit Pistons - the auto business discriminates against minorities
Portland Trail Blazers - they stole Indian land
Denver Nuggets - black Americans were denied access to gold claims
Change all those names.
Portland should rename themselves the "CHAZ".
Denver should rename themselves "Cop Resistors"
Boston should change their name to "The Defunders"
Utah should change their names to "The Apologizers"
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no way cleveland could remain the cavaliers, unless you take cavaliers to be a reference to gays (cavalier, attitude? get it?)
dallas cant be the mavericks- all that cattle country stolen from the Mexicans
indiana pacers - nope brings to mind the car business again, you already addressed that with the pistons (why does it bring to mind the car business? you know the amc pacer, one day you will learn you cannot slip one by us)
l a. clippers? - no way a slave sloop can survive, unless once again you can convince us its a reference to gay hairdressers
milwaukee bucks or the memphis grizzlies or minnesota timber wolves -come on, hunting? guns? white men? get real please
new york knicks? the dutch stole manahattan from indigenous people, enough said
the wizards and the magic are ok if you get clearance from the witches, wizards and warlocks religion
oklahoma city thunder or phoenix suns - no nature names please, no matter how oblique, could be a subtle and carefully nuanced reference to the creator, to try to slip one by us
the s.a. spurs? animal cruelty