Good and stupid pickup lines

[Guest011914-1]

even in the hobby somehow the ice has to be broken so what lines have you used or have heard and did they work...i love the one..If I told you you had a sexy body would you hold it against me? or Him...Are you ok?..Me Yes why?...him...because you are an angel and that fall from heaven must have hurt...LMAO....

[Wakeup]

Best line to get a hooker to go home with you: "Hi, I'm TexasGator".

[burkalini]

Ususally the best pick up line in the hobby is "Here is your donation". It seems to work 100% of the time. It would probably work at least 70% of the time in the civie world.

[tonytiger4u]

Burk, you beat me to the punch...

[Iaintliein]

It's an interesting question. In the hobby, it's usually, "do you mind if I get comfortable?" Outside the hobby I never really did much in the way of hitting on strangers.

I'd be very interested to hear from the ladies what works for them in the civilian world as well.

[Outdoorsman]

I never did have lines for civvie ladies nor escorts. I saw a provider yesterday, I did my usual thing, I walk in start undressing as we talk about whatever. yesterday, I commented on her outfit and how sexy it was, and the convo moved to whether or not she would ever go in public in such a revealing outfit, it was a dress but showed a lot of cleavage. Within 5 minutes I am naked, in my experience it puts the lady at ease knowing I am not LE.

Civilian ladies I just talk to them, no pick up lines just discuss whatever, if in a grocery store, i might comment on an item she has in her basket and give a tip on ow to cook it, if at an event, talk about what is going on. Pick up lines were something I tried when I was 18 yrs old and once I learned how much they do not work, stopped using them, lol. The truth works so much better, but som eo f them are very funny. I like the one I saw on Family Guy

"You must be a meter maid" "Cuz you got FINE written all over you!"

[alluringava]

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Best line to get a hooker to go home with you: "Hi, I'm TexasGator".

HAHA!! LOL. Or " TooBigForYou" :P


I had a guy actually say to me. " Well I love Asian women in my civvie life, and I guess I have yellow fever with providers too." OH PUHLEEZE !!!

[charlestudor2005]

Words could not overcome these looks. It's why I rely on the business transaction.

[i'va biggen]

I am new in town show me the way to your house.

[TexasGator]

Originally Posted by Wakeuр

Best line to get a hooker to go home with you: "Hi, I'm TexasGator".

Lmao. How's that worked for ya?

[Ansley]

Just wanted to get 'neath TexasGator.

[ICU 812]

Mention of a multi-hour session helps get theball rolling.

I have read that "TIPS" used to mean, "To Insure Perfict Service" and was presented to hotel staff at the beginning of a visite. In this spirit I sometimes present a 10 to 20% tip in the beginning depending on the initial vibe.

[pickupkid]

Best pickup line ...show them the money