Sr Text message codes

[Sweet N Little]

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code).
> If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
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> ATD: At The Doctor's
> BFF: Best Friend Farted
> BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
> BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
> CBM: Covered By Medicare
> CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
> DWI: Driving While Incontinent
> FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
> FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
> FYI: Found Your Insulin
> GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
> GHA: Got Heartburn Again
> HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
> IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
> LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
> LOL: Living On Lipitor
> LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
> OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
> OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
> ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
> SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
> TTYL: Talk To You Louder
> WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
> WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
> WTP: Where's The Prunes?
> WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
> GLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

[thumpusa]

LOL. Oh boy, I can't wait to reach that stage of life.

[eccietime]

Always wondered what HGBM was!!!