A stripper wants to move in with me

[funtimesforme]

I met this girl that works at a club in fort worth. We hit it off pretty good and she needs a place to stay. The problem is I live with my mom. She doesnt have a problem with someone moving in. But I didnt tell her she is a stripper. Im afraid if things dont work out with the girl is it hard to get her to move out and has anyone ever done this before and did it work out

[TryWeakly]

Remember the time allowed to edit/change your post is 1 hour.....just sayin

[Mavic TX]

uhm. Doesn't sound like a good idea.. just my opinion.

[slap]

Do it

[Kickrocks]

I say go for it, what's the worst that could happen?

[TexTushHog]

I think you should only do it if you promise us that all three of you — you, your mom, and the stripper — will post daily updates here on Eccie. It gets set up where each of you can’t read the others blog posts.

All in favor, say “Aye!”

[Prolongus]

Sounds like a great HBO series sitcom.
Charlie Sheen as you.
Kathy Bates as your mom.
Sofia Vergara as the stripper.

Mom comes home, finds the two of you fucking each other’s brains out, drops the grocery bags and sighs, “Not again! This is getting EXPENSIVE, son!!”
Que the laugh track...

[mrredcat43]

Is this a joke account?? I got a good laugh

[KittyLamour]

How old are you? 22?

[Copierguy0]

Originally Posted by mrredcat43

Is this a joke account?? I got a good laugh

This is ALMOST as good as renting a car for a hooker.



CG

[TryWeakly]

Originally Posted by KittyLamour

How old are you? 22?

He is 42ish.. lol

[Souper]

Tell your mom to move lol

[Solocup]

"Hey Ma, we need more meatloaf."

[FunInDFW]

I'll come occupy your mom, I got you fam.

[Randall Creed]

Originally Posted by Kickrocks

I say go for it, what's the worst that could happen?

Well said.

Pros:
In house pussy.
Maybe she can cook/clean.
Your 'cool' factor could go up.
If she's putting out, could save you hobby money for a stretch.
Could be a great person that just needs a minute to get things right in her life.


Cons:
May not put out.
Baggage (kids, particular umm, 'pharmacy' products, etc)
Lingering BF's that haven't broken up with her.
'Friends' of hers who want to hang around the house.
Trouble at 3am on a Tuesday, that may involve the cops.
May not want to move out when the time comes.
If you got her pregnant....