Incomplete Emails...

[Guest013121]

I will be ignoring all emails that I receive without the following information: SCREENING INFORMATION! 2 SOLID references, where you seen me, your contact info, your member handles and your name. Plus I would need the date you would like to see me.

>> If we've never met or you've not been verified by me--an email containing these FOLLOWING comments---WILL BE ignored. >>

Hi, I'd like to see you today.
Hi, are you available at lunch?
Hi, I'd like to schedule something for this evening.
Hi, I found you on erotic monkey ( FUCK THEM)
Hi, I seen your ad on P411 (cool then contact me there please)
Hi, I read your reviews... ( obviously not too hard to do these days)
Hi, are you working? (No I'm reading emails from dumb turds such as yourself)
Hi, can you meet me for drinks? (Sorry, I gotta pay my bills with money)
Hi, you're hot. ( my favorite pick me up email)
Hi, I've seen lariyah, Ellie, Taylor... ( sorry I don't accept pimped out ho's as references)
Hi, I've seen ____ ____ ( sorry I don't accept strung out bitches as references)

You get my point! These are only a few examples, I've received all sorts though. If your email sounds ANYTHING like these that I've listed, please do not waste your time or mine emailing me. I will simply ignore and not feel bad.

Follow procedure and I DO answer all my emails in a timely manner. I'm not asking much here guys.

Thanks!

[JackJohnson]

Originally Posted by Gemma34

I will be ignoring all emails that I receive without the following information:

(the next 237 words snipped....yes... over 200)

I'm not asking much here guys.

Thanks!

Feel free to submit your own list of requirements to Gemma. She might also demand a pint of blood.




If you missed the joke... see the bold type.

btw... I used the word count feature in WORD for this joke... that's my disclaimer... I quit putting those up!

[zeejoe]

Originally Posted by Gemma34

I will be ignoring all emails that I receive without the following information: SCREENING INFORMATION! 2 SOLID references, where you seen me, your contact info, your member handles and your name. Plus I would need the date you would like to see me.

>> If we've never met or you've not been verified by me--an email containing these FOLLOWING comments---WILL BE ignored. >>

Hi, I'd like to see you today.
Hi, are you available at lunch?
Hi, I'd like to schedule something for this evening.
Hi, I found you on erotic monkey ( FUCK THEM)
Hi, I seen your ad on P411 (cool then contact me there please)
Hi, I read your reviews... ( obviously not too hard to do these days)
Hi, are you working? (No I'm reading emails from dumb turds such as yourself)
Hi, can you meet me for drinks? (Sorry, I gotta pay my bills with money)
Hi, you're hot. ( my favorite pick me up email)
Hi, I've seen lariyah, Ellie, Taylor... ( sorry I don't accept pimped out ho's as references)
Hi, I've seen ____ ____ ( sorry I don't accept strung out bitches as references)

You get my point! These are only a few examples, I've received all sorts though. If your email sounds ANYTHING like these that I've listed, please do not waste your time or mine emailing me. I will simply ignore and not feel bad.

Follow procedure and I DO answer all my emails in a timely manner. I'm not asking much here guys.

Thanks!

Is that the comprehensive list? .... 'cuz I was just gonna ask... for some titty pics....

[Fantazier]

I guess that's why I'd rather call a provider and set something up that way. Seems to be less of a hassle.

[Emmie]

Originally Posted by zeejoe

Is that the comprehensive list? .... 'cuz I was just gonna ask... for some titty pics....

Dead!!! LMAO