Obama vs Romney the campaign and plans simplified...
Economy
Romney: I will take money from the country to spend on what I want but I will take less than Obama (but not much less since I want to spend as much as him I just don't want you to know that.
Obama: I will take money from the country to spend on what I want but I will only take from the wealthy those who make over (insert current figure that really don't mean anything since I will increase taxes on everyone).
Foreign Policy
Romney: I will give the military everything they want and spend as much as they want since I am a patriot and I think that forcing other countries to do what I want is the job of the President!
Obama: I will give the military nothing they want and spend as little as possible, while still expecting the military to be in a constant state of war since I want to make sure that every nation fears us so they will continue to fund the large debt I will generate spending money!
Domestic Policy:
Romney: I stand against everything Obama thinks is right!
Obama: I stand against everything Romney thinks is right!
Democratic Party platform simplified:
We vow to force you to give up your economic freedom in order to do with it what we feel is best, but will promise to give you social liberties in order to get your vote. We will not give you anything once we are in power unless it serves us getting more votes. Whatever we promise, we will only do it if we can't blame the republicans for blocking it.
Republican Party platform simplified:
We vow to pretend to give you your economic freedom in exchange for you giving us your liberties. We will promise to give you lower taxes in order to get your vote but once we have that we will blame Democrats that we could not fulfill our promise because they blocked it.
It will be time to vote in one week. Do not fall for the lesser of two evils Bull Shit. Take some time to look at the third party candidates. Match your views with theirs, whatever they may be, and vote for the candidate that best supports what you believe. Send the established greedy bastards that give us this lousy choice between two true evils a message that we will not be forced to choose between two evils. Give us a choice between two honest candidates that truly have the good of all in mind.
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