A woman most certainly wrote this.......

[CD3]

http://stopmasturbationnow.org/weath...-masturbating/

I for one, am going to start a "stopnowandmasterbate.orga sm" site

[bored@home]

"We don’t let our kids masturbate in the home for this very reason..."
What an awkward way to broach the notion with your kids. "you kids better not be pleasuring yourself or you will get hit by lightning and burn the house down!"
The "you will go blind, or hairy palms" doesn't have shock and awe with young minds these days.
On the bright side if you got a electric fetish Jackpot!!!

[threepeckeredbillygoat]

I've heard of giving a girl the "shocker", but thats a little overkill.

[CD3]

Originally Posted by bored@home

"We don’t let our kids masturbate in the home for this very reason..."
What an awkward way to broach the notion with your kids. "you kids better not be pleasuring yourself or you will get hit by lightning and burn the house down!"
The "you will go blind, or hairy palms" doesn't have shock and awe with young minds these days.
On the bright side if you got a electric fetish Jackpot!!!

That's the first thing I said to myself. Was thinking.."how did that conversation begin and would they rather her go out and be "popular" with the football team instead of playing the game by herself"

[Mister Tudball]

Really?!? There's an org for this?!? TFF

[bored@home]

Originally Posted by CD3

That's the first thing I said to myself. Was thinking.."how did that conversation begin and would they rather her go out and be "popular" with the football team instead of playing the game by herself"

I am imagining a non knock intrusion, gasp, condemning tone "are you trying to kill your mother? Don't you know the rub-a-dub dub summons the wrath of lord Raiden? For Christ sake go behind the tree if you want to play russian roulette!"

[threepeckeredbillygoat]

Oh man, and the comments section is full of pure gold. A person could become level expert at busting balls by taking lessons from their trolls. They have me rollin.

And I hope nobody actually takes this story or the site seriously.

[RideFreeInTexas]

I used to masturbate. But I’ll tell you something: I would only masturbate in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening – or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early midafternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . . But never at dusk.


(Apologies to Steve Martin )

[CD3]

And I hope nobody actually takes this story or the site seriously.[/QUOTE]

Or the one that submitted the thread for that matter

[CD3]

Originally Posted by RideFreeInTexas

(Apologies to Steve Martin )

Shame on you for masterbating with Steve martin

[dallaswill]

If I do it right, lightning bolts shoot out of my dick when I masturbate. If I don't I just get a little static shock.

[CD3]

Originally Posted by dallaswill

If I do it right, lightning bolts shoot out of my dick when I masturbate. If I don't I just get a little static shock.

So that's how Harry Potter got that lightning bolt on his forehead.....

[dmcleod]

This was certainly written by a woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8n...has_verified=1

It's youtube, so it's somewhat safe for work, but you will want headphones.

Overall this entire series is well worth watching if you don't already. I started watching it after hearing an interview with Mel Brooks saying he was a huge fan of the show and thought it was hilarious. I figured if it was good enough for Mel B, it was good enough for me.

The one I can watch over and over is Lunch at O'Nutters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYBA1GQf5WQ

[Bad_Mojo]

That "lightning bolt" was Zeus getting off.

[CD3]

Originally Posted by dmcleod

This was certainly written by a woman.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lb8n...has_verified=1

It's youtube, so it's somewhat safe for work, but you will want headphones.

Overall this entire series is well worth watching if you don't already. I started watching it after hearing an interview with Mel Brooks saying he was a huge fan of the show and thought it was hilarious. I figured if it was good enough for Mel B, it was good enough for me.

The one I can watch over and over is Lunch at O'Nutters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYBA1GQf5WQ

She's ok. But dude if you want to see badass comedians I got you. Some no namers out there are by far wayyyy funnier. Chris d'elias standup good but "brian regan seriously funny" you MUST check out and arj barker and by far the funniest of them all is jasper reed. Holy space balls. Fuckin grade A. Lemme see if I can link it


Pancakes on a plane....love this guy. Must watch all

http://youtu.be/aSUeKme8uJQ