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04-14-2017, 11:06 AM
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Retired Irish Tart
User ID: 3552
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Secluded in the deep, dark, spooky woods at the Irish Chihuahua Refuge.
Posts: 9,804
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Benefits of Seeing a Lady with Chihuahuas
With thanks to River Song's thread https://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2027862 and particularly WTF's comment in post #12...
Top Ten Benefits of Seeing a Lady with Chihuahuas:
10. You can explain any stray strands that wind up on your clothes as dog hair.
9. She enjoys boners of all shapes, sizes, and colors.
8. The novelty of deep-throated bark will be appreciated after high-pitched yip.
7. Ankle-biting and heavy petting fetishes welcome.
6. Low-maintenance, no fur balls.
5. She's used to pulling out collars, harnesses, and leashes.
4. She's well-versed at "fluffing."
3. Every dog has his day, every wolf his night; howling at her full moon encouraged.
2. She will always wag her tail for you.
1. EVERYTHING looks HUGE next to a chihuahua!
(Just to make it clear, when I host erotic entertainment or call upon gents, the Irish chihuahuas stay at home. They don't want YOUR fleas. )
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04-14-2017, 11:18 AM
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Sensual Artist 🦋
User ID: 14732
Join Date: Feb 15, 2010
Location: In Another Dimension
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 Cute, Fur Babies rule in my house as well (3)
Their living quarters is in the guest house in the back yard.
I'm still thinking of a catchy title TBD for my thread
Coming Soon lol
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04-14-2017, 12:26 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
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Chihuahuas make excellent burritos ...
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04-14-2017, 12:55 PM
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Valued Poster
Join Date: May 25, 2016
Location: TX
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Chihuahuas make excellent burritos ...
Or sliced thin, on a Ritz
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04-14-2017, 01:15 PM
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Retired Irish Tart
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^^^ The same can be said of us all. Humans are just another form of protein. Ask any cannibal or brain-eating monster.
Wee woofs will outlive people as menu items after the North Korean-Trump Nuclear-Born Mutant Zombie Apocalypse arrives. They run faster and hide better. Heck, they may turn into Chihuahuazillas and chow down on mankind's kibbles & bits!
I suggest we get on their good sides now. Mine are having ribeye roast for Easter dinner. 
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04-14-2017, 01:23 PM
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Ribbed, For Her Pleasure
Join Date: Dec 31, 2009
Location: Not Chicago
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Originally Posted by pyramider
Chihuahuas make excellent burritos ...
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Originally Posted by biggestbubba
Chihuahuas make excellent burritos ...
Or sliced thin, on a Ritz
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Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
^^^ The same can be said of us all. Humans are just another form of protein. Ask any cannibal or brain-eating monster.
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Dachshunds make excellent franckfurters.
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04-14-2017, 01:43 PM
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Simply Extraordinary
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I love it!!!!!
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04-14-2017, 02:52 PM
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Join Date: Dec 21, 2009
Location: Republic of Texas
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Their suitability as gar-bait is unsurpassed. The only problem is gators are worse nuisances than hardheads for stealing the bait. Which would be just fine if those damn alligators weren't a protected species.
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04-14-2017, 04:34 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
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Originally Posted by River Song
I love posting taint photos!!!!!
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Fixed it.
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04-14-2017, 07:36 PM
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Upgraded Female Account
User ID: 341959
Join Date: Mar 26, 2016
Location: Houston
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Wow sooooooo funny!
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04-14-2017, 07:43 PM
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Join Date: Sep 18, 2014
Location: .
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Originally Posted by Fancyinheels
^^^ The same can be said of us all. Humans are just another form of protein. Ask any cannibal or brain-eating monster.
Wee woofs will outlive people as menu items after the North Korean-Trump Nuclear-Born Mutant Zombie Apocalypse arrives. They run faster and hide better. Heck, they may turn into Chihuahuazillas and chow down on mankind's kibbles & bits!
I suggest we get on their good sides now. Mine are having ribeye roast for Easter dinner.
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Umm. I will NOT be asking a cannibal ot brain-eating monster! Gotta draw the line somewhere...
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04-14-2017, 08:35 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
Location: State of Confusion
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Cinco de Mayo is just a couple of weeks away ... Chihuahua burritos and fajitas ...
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04-14-2017, 08:57 PM
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HELL's bell ringer!!
User ID: 3067
Join Date: Dec 27, 2009
Location: Based in Missouri AND coming to play in your town soon!!!
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awwwwwww fancy I luv your pups!!!
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04-14-2017, 11:23 PM
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Pending Age Verification
User ID: 48158
Join Date: Oct 5, 2010
Location: Houston, TX
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Any guy on here will tell you he doesn't like my chihuahua. Why do you ask? Because he bites the shit out of them to the point where he drew blood. Yes, blood!
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04-15-2017, 08:11 AM
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Retired Irish Tart
User ID: 3552
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Location: Secluded in the deep, dark, spooky woods at the Irish Chihuahua Refuge.
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Originally Posted by Don T. Lukbak
Their suitability as gar-bait is unsurpassed. The only problem is gators are worse nuisances than hardheads for stealing the bait. Which would be just fine if those damn alligators weren't a protected species.
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Here's some gator bait for ya. She's even a redhead!
 
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Originally Posted by Jemma Martin
Any guy on here will tell you he doesn't like my chihuahua. Why do you ask? Because he bites the shit out of them to the point where he drew blood. Yes, blood!
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ANOTHER reason for seeing a lady with a chihuahua! If you ARE going to encounter a feisty critter with a penchant for nipping, better teeny tiny teeth than dino-gigantic pulverizing canines!
My current chihuahuas are a loving, cuddly lot, completely opposite from the stereotype, but I used to have one 4-lb Tasmanian Devil Dog that would take on the big pit bull (named T-Rex, incidentally) from across the street and have him running home in terror with tail tucked!
I'm sure fellows here are only focused on horndoggery, so let's hear it for the continuous breeding program of friendly pussies!
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