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Bigh1955 · 09-19-2012, 08:19 AM

The Grocery

Wednesday afternoon is a great time to get the weekly grocery shopping done, there's hardly anyone in the store. I notice this woman as we wind our way through the isles. We seem to be on a constant collision course. Her appearance is plain, hardly any makeup, shoulder length blonde hair, a gray tee, jeans, and sandals. The ring on her left hand says a lot. Mid 30's, she's probably a mom on a mission. She keeps checking her list. We pass again and smile. She has a pretty smile. I pull in behind her at the only checkout that's open as the lady cashier rings her out. The blonde rummages through her wallet, pulls out a credit card. It declines. She doesn't have her checkbook. The cashier asks if she has a debit card. The woman says no, then turns and apologizes to me. There's some quick discussion between the woman and the cashier. The woman is frustrated and getting more and more frazzled by the second. I ask if I can help. It's over $400 she says. I smile, then ask the cashier to excuse us for a second. The woman and I move off to the side. I think we can work this out, I say to the woman, my words just loud enough for her to hear. I live about 2 miles from here, and I can write you a check...the woman begins. I interrupt her. I'll follow you home, but I don't want your money...Would we be alone at your place...for an hour or so? The woman looks at me. Her expression reveals her realization of my offer. She's angry, then just pissed. She looks down and mutters something about me being a fuckhead. I'm expecting her to tell me to fuck off, but I chuckle and ask if we have a deal. She agrees.

(There's a longer version in my head, but I think this gets the idea across)

Anyone else have a fantasy of the moment they'd like to share? ...Maybe you just want to go shopping, and see who pulls up in line behind you? LOL

Guest102612 · 09-19-2012, 08:29 AM

Nice Bigh

guest101013-2 · 09-19-2012, 09:00 AM

Bigh outlined a great fantasy. Mine is similar, but we went back to her place and the consideration involved was $20 and a coupon for Bronco's where you buy one, get one free.

HornyDog57 · 09-19-2012, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by nashluv69

Bigh outlined a great fantasy. Mine is similar, but we went back to her place and the consideration involved was $20 and a coupon for Bronco's where you buy one, get one free.

Never underestimate the power of a "big as you're head" Bronco's pork tenderloin sandwich.

Guest121212 · 09-23-2012, 10:09 AM

I had a call once with a guy trying to pay with a full tray of Runza sandwiches. I don't remember how many are on a full tray, but it was a lot, and the trade almost sounded reasonable. Keep in mind, this was before there was a Runza in KC and we all had to drive from KC over to Lawrence for our Runza "fix". I damn near took him up on it, I was packing to leave and figured what the hell . . . but then I snapped back to reality and realized if he could raid the oven he could hit the cash drawer. He showed up with a handful of cash and wearing a Runza uniform . . . I glanced through the fee as he was washing his hands and sure as hell, there were three or four "Buy one get one" coupons mixed in the cash from the local Entertainment Book. I think he actually raided the drawer to see me and hit the ATM the next day to pay it back after his check cleared the bank.

And, he didn't bring the Runza's, but smelled like the place, and all I can think about is a Runza the whole damn time. Kinda pissed me off and made me really hungry, but he tipped very well and I figured I'd just stop at a restaurant on the way out of town. Of course, he extended and we went over . . . When I finally hit the road, as luck would have it, everything is closed - LOL . . . . And, I drive home and you guessed it, I end up leaving KC early the next day for a Runza in Lawrence.

So I guess, inadvertently, I've had a session for a "Buy one get one" coupon - LMAO!

Kisses,

- Jackie

Bigh1955 · 09-24-2012, 11:11 AM

So Jackie, it sounds like you'd appreciate it - a LOT - if I brought Runzas with me the next time I get down to KC...the question is HOW MUCH? lol

I'm trying to envision a Runza P4P session...Mmmm

Guest121212 · 09-24-2012, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Bigh1955

So Jackie, it sounds like you'd appreciate it - a LOT - if I brought Runzas with me the next time I get down to KC...the question is HOW MUCH? lol

I'm trying to envision a Runza P4P session...Mmmm

They finally opened a Runza in KC, BigH, and my homemade Runzas rival the best you'll ever taste. I think I posted a recipe here a long time ago . . . So, yeah . . . I'll just take cash.

LOL.

But, you can stop at Runza and pick me up a few on your way over! Just a good old plain Runza, no cheese, none of that fancy stuff - the original is best.

Kisses,

- Jackie

snowbeard · 09-24-2012, 11:32 AM

That's why I make my own Runzas.

JonGator · 09-24-2012, 12:37 PM

I would luv s good Runza recipe!!!!!!!!!!

Anyone have one to pass on?

guest101013-2 · 09-24-2012, 01:38 PM

Damn, looks as if ECCIE needs to start the favorite recipe thread of verified providers and tricks, lol. My personal palate pleaser is any hole on a gal smuthered in Astroglide and served on clean sheets.

Guest121212 · 09-24-2012, 03:22 PM

I expect nothing less from you, Nash. At the very least, you're consistent.

Kisses,

- Jackie

Guest121212 · 09-24-2012, 03:29 PM

Snowbeard's recipie can be found here on ECCIE I beleive, I tried it, and loved it. Simple and good, but simple is better sometimes.

I tried this one and I really like it also, try it with venison for a nice twist: http://www.theprairiehomestead.com/2...or-runzas.html

guest101013-2 · 09-24-2012, 03:30 PM

Yeah, I don't expect anything less from myself either, lol. When my mind isn't thinking about pussy, it's wandering and I refuse to pull it out of the gutter.

Bigh1955 · 09-24-2012, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by nashluv69

Yeah, I don't expect anything less from myself either, lol. When my mind isn't thinking about pussy, it's wandering and I refuse to pull it out of the gutter.

Haha - Enough about Runza's! I think Nash has a point...certain things just taste better with a little astroglide on the side. LOL

Back on topic...My fantasy of the moment is for the SO to find a sex drive...hell, any thought about sex would be an improvement. (Maybe this is the wrong thread...should be in "Why do we do this?")

MsElena · 09-24-2012, 03:49 PM

My fantasy of the moment is to find someone who can top my number of orgasms in a day..........oh and something I've never done with a partner, squirt.