Billie and Jeb
Billie and Jeb were hanging around one day with nothing to do. Billie said,” you walk that way and I’ll walk the other way. We’ll meet back here in 3 hours and tell each other what we saw and did.” Off they went.
3 hours later, they meet back at the same spot. Billie says to Jeb, what did you see? Jeb says “I walked over that hill and came upon a beautiful field. There were colorful wild flowers everywhere. I just laid among the flowers and watched the clouds in the sky” Billie says “that was very nice”. “You wanna know what I did?” “Sure” says Jeb, “tell me”. Billie says “well, I walked down this road and I came across these railroad tracks. I started walking down the railroad tracks and pretty soon I came upon this girl tied to the tracks. I freed her, then we made love for the next 2 hours”. “Wow” says Jeb”. “Did you get head”. Billie says, “no I never found that”
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