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Originally Posted by Lucas McCain
Another retard trying to win an argument on the internet...It's a never ending battle.....
We can take it to PM's and meet in person if you like Trust me, I'm not an internet tough guy.
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Woah we got a hardass over here! Dude, chill out I didn't mean to ruffle your feathers... I didn't know the image of your sexual orientation was so fragile
You okay bro? Good googly moogly, chill the fuck out before you sweat one of your chins off and go into cardiac arrest!
Here, I'll even apologize for making your 'closet escape' public in such a brash manner. I'll put it in quotes. Quotes make everything official.
"Dearest LuLu,
I am sorry that I atrollney@lawl'd you into a tissy and inadvertently exposed your preference for wieners to the public in such a roflstomping manner. I sincerely did not mean to scratch the record and ruin the months of preparation you had in picking out your dress color for the event. I will reimburse you for your perm and makeover and hire you a male escort to further express my sincerity. I trust this closes the matter and I want you to know that even though I do not understand your choices in life...
I support your preference for wangs.
May you stroke 1,000 wangs in one week's time,
-Cyborg
PS: I will meet you in a public setting as long as you don't bat your eyelashes at me. While I do accept your craving of cawk, I cannot be subjected to any more of your lisping and head-weavings."
There. Feel better? Cheer up, broski. I'm a professional.