you know you got her when you hear that squishy sound, or do porn stars fake

[offshoredrilling]

You know you got her when you hear that squishy sound.
Or do porn stars fake?

So the stars did not aline up right for four or five weeks, or was it six. I was missing my weekly with the all ATF, now UTR. When with plan H, she can tell when that happens. I'm more playful, or is that too frisky than her liking. So I felt like I got cut off from plan H the past few weeks till I got me some ATF to get it out of my system. Kinda like that line in that "best little whore house" movie. Where the wife says thank god for that whore house. But this is more like thank god for that other hooker he repeats with.

Anyways, the stars where good last night. Which was great as my DSL modem shit the bed again last night. So I needed some entertainment. I hope that fucker hangs in as I wright. Shipping me a new modem that I should get latter today. And as entertaining this SHMB is. A hooker in hand, mmmm or is that in bed, is way more entertaining than this SHMB. edit III: both on hand with, and in bed. Yo gals, who wants to go shopping LOL

So I pick her up and we head to the no tell hotel. When we get there they ask where the hell have you two been. Being so happy it was just the stars and not the them. The no tell hotel give us porn for free rather than four bucks extra. Being happy to see us again. As we never get the porn I ask what I had to do. Channel whatever and push the button on the box under the TV.

We get to are room and lock the door. I set up the TV and we watch some porn. We both are like WTF are we doing in no time and get ready for playing each other finding the porn boring.

So now I lay down to bed, but sleep is not on the menu. She gets on top of me we kiss and nibble, I put a knee up so one of my legs is between hers, she starts to hump. I ask, you play with self a lot. Yup. why you ask. You hump more than any other girl I been with. And off to the race's. Digits, face sitting, 69, cowgirl etc no matter what move one of us makes on the other there is that squishy sound that says she needs it now.

Now this taint no quite girl. By the twitching and sounds of joy she makes. Its easy to tell what moves you make are the wanted ones. And that squishy sound from her oven is louder than plunging a stuck up toilet this time. To bad I never made it past cowgirl rodeo. Other positions would have made for loud flumping sound LOL

Not seeing but can still hear the TV. I find myself comparing her sounds of joy and the moaning coming from the TV.

And so I ask. Why are them porn bitch's faking it so much? Dose anyone really believe that shit? Hell the porn star I have been(way back ASPD days) with did not make as much noise as my ATF. But her movie flicks seem over done with the moaning to me also.

edit: LOL where was the call or text when I was with her. I kinda got use to that call from members here when I'm busy. WTF

edit II: dang, checking for errors I wish I could give contact. The setup to ask the question seems credit worthy. LOL

[offshoredrilling]

crap, all reply's so for by email by the banned members.

[Tiger]

I can't compare, as I've never had porn on at the same time.

[offshoredrilling]

Originally Posted by Tiger

I can't compare, as I've never had porn on at the same time.

I would say lair lair pants on fire. But it was a first time for me also with this one.
With others, it may have been on with the sound off, and music playing.

[Tiger]

Last time I can remember a TV on would be back in 2011 with a Buffalo lady that has since changed her handle. (It was on one of the 24 hr. news stations.)

I know there is one lady here in town known by reviews to have some on - if I was to see her, I'd suspect there would be some on her TV.

[JohnnyCap]

I don't know why they fake so much. I don't like them loud, I find the intensity in silence. Sometimes I think they moan/scream/talk to evade it.

[offshoredrilling]

dang, look at the time.
latter, dinner and in hope of now that I did get something out of my system

or before I dig myself more holes in other threads in this forum

maybe this thread will pick up some

[Guest062114-5]

I'm a bit of a dirty talker. Most guys are really into it. Some aren't and kiss me to keep me quiet. But I've had some guys tell me to STFU. Ummmm...no pussy for you, thank you.

Never been accused of faking, though. I guess musical theater in high school paid off...

[Amber Does]

Im on the quiet side.... i need to work on my dirty talk lol but im submissive in nature so its a little challenging for me :-) yeah ive never been accused of faking either

[alphonse1948]

I got to ask did all this take place in your mind while you rubbed one out?

[pyramider]

Originally Posted by Amber Does

Im on the quiet side.... i need to work on my dirty talk lol but im submissive in nature so its a little challenging for me :-) yeah ive never been accused of faking either

All women fake. It's common knowledge that women cannot orgasm.

[Guest062114-5]

Originally Posted by pyramider

All women fake. It's common knowledge that women cannot orgasm.

I can squeeze and release my taint and orgasm without direct stimulation.

I know. It's a gift.

[The Drummer]

“Non me ne frega un cazzo!”

[Frankie Fine]

Originally Posted by pyramider

All women fake. It's common knowledge that women cannot orgasm.

Ummm, hello...ice cream, chocolate, cheese cake...( hot sauce..that's a me thing)..

Women orgasm. I am super loud when I eat peanut butter and chocolate

[Justin Heranus]

well according to Sigmund Freud females have two types of orgasms. after reading reading frankies post i am thinking there is three types of orgasms lol . god it sucks to be a guy then because we only have one type.