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Old 06-11-2015, 06:40 PM   #1
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Default Let's Kill The Lawyers

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Old 06-12-2015, 01:16 AM   #2
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It's sad. 95% of lawyers make the other 5% look bad.
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Old 06-12-2015, 07:34 PM   #3
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Reducing the size of the government by 80% would eliminate 80% of the lawyers...
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Old 06-13-2015, 01:15 AM   #4
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Did you know that scientists are starting to use lawyers instead of rats in their experiments? First, it seems that the scientists could become attached to the rats, secondly, they decided that lawyers more closely resemble humans. And finally, there are some things rats just won't do.
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Reducing the size of the government by 80% would eliminate 80% of the lawyers...
How?

Please explain the math behind that awesome declaration.
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Old 06-13-2015, 02:02 PM   #6
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Did you know that scientists are starting to use lawyers instead of rats in their experiments? First, it seems that the scientists could become attached to the rats, secondly, they decided that lawyers more closely resemble humans. And finally, there are some things rats just won't do.
Spoken like a defrocked lawyer.
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Old 06-14-2015, 02:40 AM   #7
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Spoken like a defrocked lawyer.
Lol! You'd like to think that, but like most of what you think, you're wrong. But I'm glad you're starting to take the threat posed by WormRaper seriously. Keep going,Assup!


And that joke was funny. I don't care who you are!
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And that joke was funny.
Only in Kansas!

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How?

Please explain the math behind that awesome declaration.

Common sense... ShitEater... something you know nothing about...
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Common sense... ShitEater... something you know nothing about...
Or cents.

When the economy is bad some lawyers have to go on public assistance:

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