LOL!
But I must clarify #5 for you. I have NEVER called any favour in on anyone. I do favours for both Hobbyist and Provider. Did one this weekend. But if you do promise to square your affairs with me, an affirmation made either public or private, you can be called on it.
Oh, Flinde, if you pass me some pictures of the former Mrs Flindes, i'll let you know if the one your interested in is worthy
C, I think you'd be taken more seriously if you reviewed more. Than the Ladies would be flocking to your request.