Best Review Titles?

[OldYeller]

Just wondering if you had any favorite Review Titles - especially you girls! Gals - who did it best ;-))??

[Bush Pilot]

Since no ladies have chimed in yet, I'll offer one of the more recent:

AMERICAN WHORE STORY - BANANA + Cock in Ass Pipe = ANAL BANANA CREAMPIE! Plus Strawberries Coated in Pussy Juice! Whoremongers Deeelight!

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1371498

A masterpiece of succinct, tasteful, yet cleverly tantalizing understatement.

[Guest061815-1]

I've always been partial to my review of BP Nikki: "Sometimes You Feel Like a Slut, Sometimes You Don't."

[Bush Pilot]

^ I like it, PDid; we old geezers who remember the Peter Paul Mounds / Almond Joy TV jingle can truly appreciate it!

On the topic of edibles, SASpurfan missed a golden opportunity; could have titled this one, "Getting My Nut(ella) with Purrrsia."

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1147519

I can no longer pass the Nutella on the shelf at HEB without thinking of her!

[Guest070316-1]

Would really be curious as to what the ladies think. BP has my favorite title and sequence of events in this epic tale spanning two parts.

-Two Days in Purrrsia

http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=540149 (link to part 1)

[Bush Pilot]

Why, thank you, Dr. Grey!

[a10bomb]

Great thread as I alwas agonize over review titles in fact I probably think of the review title more than the review itself

Some of my favorites over the last couple of years are:

EZguy's review of sonyaplaymate:

When amateurs deal with professionals…amateurs get their ass kicked – Sonya Playmate

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=789055&highlight=


oh and btw the review itself is pretty bad ass too...IJS

And my other favorite is PDid's doubles review of Ginger lovelace and SA.lover

Redrum!! Redhead Doubles With Ginger Lovelace and SA.lover

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=852092

The reason I think I love this title though is becasue he not only got to see SA.lover but got to do a doubles with her and ginger (one of my all time ATF's). I only got to meet SAlover at a social once (my first actually) but I never got the chance to see her BCD before she left which I kick myself for all the time. But Kudos to him on a great review and a great title.

As for my own I guess it would have to be my first review of Slave Guinevere.

Slave Guinevere: This Nerdy Freshman Gets His Prom Queen

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=756224

and the other one would have to be the first time I saw AbbyNicole from Dallas

The Next Time I Don't Listen Just Hit Me in the Head with a 2X4

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=955044

[Guest070316-1]

I didn't have much time to respond to this thread in the manner I had wanted to. While Bush Pilot still holds my favorite title, and maybe favorite review due to the lady featured, here are some others I have either found inspirational in my way to clever titles, or from folks I found to be entertaining with their titles.

A Close Second to the above mentioned title:
Fucked So Good I Couldn't Think of A Coherent Sentence
http://eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1185419

The floppy drive title one was close lol, but this one takes the cake. The titles not only captured me since most of a10bomb's don't include a name, but with a title like this one, I just had to read who did this to the guy!

One of the most entertaining writers with the most consistent titles:
HAYLEE25 - HOT PICTURES - FUCK YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1386189

Ok, so I see this guy, daaaaaman, near the top of the list near most reviews written. I get to his profile and over half of his reviews had the words FUCK YA!!!!!!!!!! right in the titles. If that doesn't grab someone's attention, read the reviews! Probably the most consistent in titles I have seen, let alone entertaining RoS. If bonn was inspired by titles, might of been me using movies, but if it was the RoS, it was this guy, daaaaaman.

Von here with a fantasy event I have always wanted to do and hope to one day make it a reality. Great title and even better review:
Mile Hig Club With Nadia_promises_u & Luckiilove21
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=796912

Our mod happens to also be great with titles in general. Some really memorable ones and the only person to have written a review on me even. I won't go there, but the mile high club is something everyone should strive for.

An instant classic and one of the most unique I have read and unsure how I would even come close to completing this challenge. My eyes were wide the whole time reading this one. What a title too! :
Cityjazz attempts the “Sextet Challenge” – back-to-back sex with six (i.e., a “sextet” of) ladies, which in my case was: Dara-Malaika, Gigilicious, SweetBabyBeth, AlexNicole, SexyJoshlyn, Eryn (w/ pix)
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1147495

I could go on with other famous titles, but these are the most memorable as of now...

One of my personal favorites from my own library:

A Dame to Kill For...Red Shoe Diaries of Public Sex and Fantasy...in 3D!! (The Alpha)
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1151807

To date, the only movie title (Dame to Kill For) that another lady has used in a review I wrote of them in one of their weekly ads. Awesome!

[phreekntx210]

LOL I read the title of this thread as Best Review Titties & expected boob pics.

On the subject I like the titles of Dr. Grey's reviews & find them informative yet entertaining as well.