President Reagan

[tia travels]

President Reagan, after playing a round of golf at a
Washington, D.C., country club, was taking a shower in the locker
room. Reagan looked over at the guy next to him and realized it was
Bubba Smith, the huge NFL football player. As they started to talk,
Reagan couldn't help but notice the enormous size of Bubba's member.
"Bubba, you just got to tell me the secret of how you got such a big
pecker," beseeched the president.
Bubba was a little embarrassed but told the president, "Well,
Reagan, I really haven't done all that much to get it that way, except
ever since I was a little boy, every night before I went to bed, I'd walk
over to the bedpost with it in my hand.
Then I'd give it three good raps on the bedpost."
"That's really interesting, Bubba," said Reagan, "I think I will
give it a try sometime."
That night when Reagan was about to get undressed for bed he
remembered what Bubba had said. Nancy was already asleep, so he didn't
feel too ashamed as he stepped before the bedpost with his dong in his
hand. Determined to give it a try, the president smacked his penis
against the bedpost three times.
Half awake, Nancy sat up in bed and said, "Is that you, Bubba?"

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