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02-20-2015, 09:33 AM
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Dying while banging a escort. What should be say to the wife?
Okay.....
I rarely talk about this but I had a guy die during a session years ago. I guess my killer bj worked....hehehehehehehe
I didn't lie to the police what the deal was and it took 5 and half hours before they got him out of my apartment. It was cray cray all the way.
So my question to you is, if you kicked the bucket while banging a escort, what would you want her to tell your wife?
BTW...the M.E did give his wife my phone number. Lucky for me, she never called.
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02-20-2015, 09:38 AM
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Guess I would not care since she could not kill me at that point!
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02-20-2015, 09:46 AM
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I would want the Escort to say I went to her that one time only, to see if my suspicion that nobody was as good a fuck as my wife was true... and that I confirmed it, and told the Escort my wife was a much better fuck, moments before I expired..
and I would want the Escort to imply that her lackluster session was partially responsible for killing me..
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02-20-2015, 09:52 AM
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Sanity Check...
Join Date: Mar 31, 2010
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If you talked to her, be honest and complimentary:
You would say: "Damn, your husband could flat-out fuck!"
The widow would say: "Huh???"
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02-20-2015, 09:53 AM
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Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
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Kaylee, you were my first P411 okay, 8 or 9 years ago and one of my first ever appointments during the old aspd days. To this day, I believe that your detailed account of that episode is one of the most memorable hobby stories I've ever heard. I still think about that and all of your other delights.
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02-20-2015, 09:57 AM
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His adult daughter did call me the day of his funeral. I was able to pick up enough to figure out that his wife didn't tell her why he was there. I was able to concoct a brilliant lie and comfort her with kind words.
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02-20-2015, 09:58 AM
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Sorry but damm , I wouldn't say anything , but sorry
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02-20-2015, 10:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Kayleehotchick
Hi adult daughter did call me the day of his funeral. I was able to pick up enough to figure out that his wife didn't tell her why he was there. I was able to concoct a brilliant lie and comfort her with kind words.
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Your perceptiveness makes me wanna see you ....
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02-20-2015, 10:01 AM
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Well....sadly, I didn't have much of a choice.
The upside is that I knew he was a lawyer and that he did go visit his clients at home from time to time. So I took it and ran with it.
Thankfully his daughter didn't suspect a thing.
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02-20-2015, 10:06 AM
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Seeing as how I have big life insurance policy I imagine a call to the wife by the chick who killed me would result in a invite to a helluva celebration. 
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02-20-2015, 10:13 AM
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Seeing as how I have big life insurance policy I imagine a call to the wife by the chick who killed me would result in a invite to a helluva celebration. |
I have double indemnity for accidental death - so throw my body off of a train so she can be twice as happy!!!
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02-20-2015, 10:24 AM
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Seeing as how I have big life insurance policy I imagine a call to the wife by the chick who killed me would result in a invite to a helluva celebration. |
and your wife would be on pins and needles, hoping the investigation didn't discover that she had purchased rat poison to feed you that very night you died.. if she only knew a day earlier how lucky she would get!
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02-20-2015, 10:57 AM
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He died of "Natural Causes"......
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02-20-2015, 11:17 AM
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He died of "Natural Causes"......
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Death by killer BJ.
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02-20-2015, 11:46 AM
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Join Date: Mar 27, 2009
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I have double indemnity for accidental death - so throw my body off of a train so she can be twice as happy!!!
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A very wise man. I once had a pedestrian/train case where there was a suspicion, but no evidence, that the pedestrian may have either died on the tracks or bern assaulted and left there. Medical examiner said it was a perfect setup to cover up a beating death. You could tell blunt trauma killed the guy, but there was just more blunt trauma than you could shake a stick at. Hell, they might not even run cardiac enzymes to look carefully for ischemic damage.
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