Introducing the BCE!

[Rocksalt]

I've noticed a disparity in regards to GFE and IOP. Some guys HAVE to have it to enjoy themselves. So much, that it is a crucial factor in their decsion as to which providers they see.

I'm talking out of school here, but it always comes up in reviews. Whether or not the provider provided the greatest GFE in the world with copious amounts of IOP, or the hobbyist had to check the provider's pulse to make sure they were still alive.

There has to be some middle ground, right? Here is what I propose: THE BOOTY CALL EXPERIENCE, or the BCE!

The BCE is a perfect remedy for those who want an Illusion of ENJOYMENT (IOE), but don't have to anyone pretending to be a girlfriend. Some of us have wives and girlfriends (or both), but we still love the hobby. We want the physical, not the emotional. However, we want a fun time. We don't expect candles lit when we walk in. We don't want to tell you all of our problems while you stroke our hair, but we don't want the experience to be like getting your plates renewed at the DMV.

With the BCE, no one cares what, if anything, the provider is wearing when she opens the door. There is a warm hug, kiss, chit chat to catch up before the fun. It's just like having a Friend with Benefits (FWBE?). And since the BCE requires the hobbyist to get the fuck out after the fun, the provider can spend the next 57 minutes of the hour doing whatever she wants. You can't lose!

The BCE: Because it's a slow Tuesday at work and ECCIE sucks now, so there's nothing else to talk about.

(BCE is a registered trademark of Rocksalt and not available in stores.)

[SometimesScribe]

I like the idea, the BCE as you describe it is exactly what I look for. Except one thing: I disagree in part about not caring about clothes. It's not a deal breaker in any capacity, but I prefer slightly sultry street clothes to either very low effort sweats or high effort dresses/lingere.

Basically my favorite is something a girl might wear if she wanted to turn a head or two at the grocery store.

[Rocksalt]

Originally Posted by SometimesScribe

I like the idea, the BCE as you describe it is exactly what I look for. Except one thing: I disagree in part about not caring about clothes. It's not a deal breaker in any capacity, but I prefer slightly sultry street clothes to either very low effort sweats or high effort dresses/lingere.

Basically my favorite is something a girl might wear if she wanted to turn a head or two at the grocery store.

Understandable. The BCE can be tailored to your specific needs.

[aloysius.x]

I agree on all the above. Sometimes, I envision a Greek Goddess, other times the local librarian and then others, a porn star. Different strokes for different folks at different times.... There are times when I get as much enjoyment from one on one convo as I do a CBJ. But then again, there are times when you connect on a different plane, ,like a BBBJ.


Yeah, I get ya RockSalt. Until we all become JD Salinger, we're all doomed to our own ineptitude on the ROS.


But I like where you're going with this....I'm in as best I can be

[scottprestons]

This is exactly me, I actually prefer half hour visits with the hottest girls I can find, lol.. I get all the GFE from the SO I could ever need..haha

[Rocksalt]

I'm assuming that no provider is impressed with the idea since no one has commented.

Guess I won't see "Ask me about my BCE Special!" at the end of any ads.

[Issabella Monroe]

Ok

[Johnsson]

so kissing and a more intimate fuck...would be the GFE, correct...the here's a hot girl that will throw her hips back at me telling me my dick is huge and give it to me...I'm lovin what you do to me, dripping with sweat is the BCE...if Im correct that sounds like a winner to me

[Zenovia]

Originally Posted by Rocksalt

I've noticed a disparity in regards to GFE and IOP. Some guys HAVE to have it to enjoy themselves. So much, that it is a crucial factor in their decsion as to which providers they see.

I'm talking out of school here, but it always comes up in reviews. Whether or not the provider provided the greatest GFE in the world with copious amounts of IOP, or the hobbyist had to check the provider's pulse to make sure they were still alive.

There has to be some middle ground, right? Here is what I propose: THE BOOTY CALL EXPERIENCE, or the BCE!

The BCE is a perfect remedy for those who want an Illusion of ENJOYMENT (IOE), but don't have to anyone pretending to be a girlfriend. Some of us have wives and girlfriends (or both), but we still love the hobby. We want the physical, not the emotional. However, we want a fun time. We don't expect candles lit when we walk in. We don't want to tell you all of our problems while you stroke our hair, but we don't want the experience to be like getting your plates renewed at the DMV.

With the BCE, no one cares what, if anything, the provider is wearing when she opens the door. There is a warm hug, kiss, chit chat to catch up before the fun. It's just like having a Friend with Benefits (FWBE?). And since the BCE requires the hobbyist to get the fuck out after the fun, the provider can spend the next 57 minutes of the hour doing whatever she wants. You can't lose!

The BCE: Because it's a slow Tuesday at work and ECCIE sucks now, so there's nothing else to talk about.

(BCE is a registered trademark of Rocksalt and not available in stores.)

Hilarious! Rocksalt, its a yes for me! I love to accommodate the needs of my fellow members

[Rocksalt]

Thank you! I've heard the Zenovia experience is all about accommodation.

[JordnJenkins]

I have no idea what IOP is. I’ve googled. I’ve asked fellow friends. I’m lost.


Annndddd I am extremely accommodating.

[Rocksalt]

Originally Posted by JordnJenkins

I have no idea what IOP is. I’ve googled. I’ve asked fellow friends. I’m lost.


Annndddd I am extremely accommodating.

Illusion of Passion

That’s good to know. Come to NWA.

[Hot Summer]

Sounds like 50 percent of my appointments! Lol

[DallasRain]

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[Johnsson]

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