Strip Club advice

[DynexTV]

I've never been to one, how do I navigate it? How do I invite a girl to vip or do I get invited? Are they pushy? How much is vip, etc?

[FatCity]

generally you should have cash on you, never carry more than $40 in singles.
Sit near the stage after paying your cover charge and buying a drink. Enjoy the show.
After being sufficiently aroused, it is customary to unzip your pants and leave your penis out, this will signal to the dancers you are now ready for a lap dance. They will approach you. Don't be one of those assholes that just sits there. It makes the ladies insecure.

[bear557]

Lol, i love this advice!! Just funny

[phizz]

I don't know about stage tips. I'm more focused on private dances. From the clubs I frequent, you don't even need to tip $1's if you're seeking dances in VIP. All you need to do is sit there with a drink and check out whichever girl you're interested in. Girls are walking the floor searching for who's looking at them. Once they see you checking them out, 9 times out of 10 they'll come to you to flirt and ultimately ask if you want dances. Show up to the club with a pocket full of $20s for your favorite entertainer but just focus on dances. I rarely ever tip on stage and usually leave getting what I wanted.

[River_Monger]

Originally Posted by FatCity

generally you should have cash on you, never carry more than $40 in singles.
Sit near the stage after paying your cover charge and buying a drink. Enjoy the show.
After being sufficiently aroused, it is customary to unzip your pants and leave your penis out, this will signal to the dancers you are now ready for a lap dance. They will approach you. Don't be one of those assholes that just sits there. It makes the ladies insecure.

Don't leave out the part where when they are approaching and looking at what is "hanging out" you must immediately grab their right nipple and tug...this indicates you want VIP room ASAP. Then right before VIP, use the 3-finger FIV verification process.