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02-03-2014, 12:20 PM
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Join Date: Sep 30, 2011
Location: I can see FTW from here
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You Know You're Seeing The Wrong Girl If......
Subjective and objective opinions both are welcome, so in your opinion
You know you're seeing the wrong girl if......
You are afraid to give her the donation at the start of the session
because she might make a run for the door.
She has had about three or four no reviews in a row and you, like so
many other lottery dreamers, are hoping to be the big winning number five.
There is haz-mat tape cording off part of the hallway at her incall location.
The part of town where she has her incall is a DMZ.
Her driver brings her lunch up in the middle of your session.
Ok, feel free to add to the list.
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02-03-2014, 12:30 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2, 2009
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You get Tineye hits from more than 100 cities and think you've found a great traveling provider that looks exactly like your favorite (check one): [ ] actress, [ ] model, [ ] porn star.
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02-03-2014, 12:39 PM
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Join Date: Dec 30, 2012
Location: dallas,tx
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...if her muscles are bigger than yours(I know some guys like lady bodybuilders but not me)
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02-03-2014, 12:58 PM
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Join Date: May 23, 2010
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You fail to do due diligence and find that, inside those silk panties, she has more equipment than you do. And hers works better.
(true story; fortunately not mine)
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02-03-2014, 01:06 PM
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Join Date: Mar 6, 2013
Location: Dallas
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Originally Posted by General Feuerbacher
...if her muscles are bigger than yours(I know some guys like lady bodybuilders but not me)
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Have you ever tried Angel Therapist?
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02-03-2014, 01:51 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
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You know you are seeing the wrong girl ...if her dick is bigger than yours ...
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02-03-2014, 02:17 PM
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You know you are seeing the wrong girl ...if her dick is bigger than yours ...That's the part just north of her taint.
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You left something out pyramider.
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02-03-2014, 03:50 PM
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....if she takes her undies off and the smell of death is all around u.
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02-03-2014, 03:52 PM
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And No LickHer,how big are her muscles?LOL
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02-03-2014, 05:09 PM
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When her voice is deeper than yours ...
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02-03-2014, 05:43 PM
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My ECCIE Reviews
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Her mustache looks better than yours. (it tickles your balls, just right)
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02-03-2014, 06:02 PM
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Join Date: Dec 30, 2012
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When she opens the door and it's one of the girls who works for you at the office.
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02-03-2014, 06:28 PM
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Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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You lusted over her ass in photos fantasies of nailing it, licking it and lavishing it with attention.... you get to the incall, get all hot and bothered making out and go to pull her panties down and see a skid mark.
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02-03-2014, 07:13 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2, 2009
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When she opens the door and it's one of the girls who works for you at the office.
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Or even worse, you work for HER!!! Who does the review?
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02-03-2014, 10:10 PM
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How about, you find out you know her sister because you're married to her.
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