Jokes of the Day!!!

[Outdoorsman]

What is the ultiamte rejection?

Having your hand fall asleep while masterbating.


Why do women have sex with their eyes closed?

Because they cannot stnad to watch a man have a good time.


Three old ladies were sitting on a bench when a flasher walked right up infront of them and opened his trench coat. The first old looked and had a stroke, then the second old looked and had a stroke, and the third old lady looked but just couldn.t reach that far.

On the first day of college the dean addressed the new student body and explained "The women's dormitory will be off limits to the men. And the men's dormitory will be off limits to women. ANyone breaking this rule will be fined $20 for the first infraction, $60 for the second infraction, $180 for the third infraction. Are there any question?"

One student raises his hand and asks "How much for a season pass?"

[Dasani]

What's a mans, favorite drink during sex?
Squirt