What’s hookers and a foot long sammich got in common?

[drinkindreamin]

What’s buyin a hooker and buyin a foot long sammich got in common?

Both purchases could have been avoided if your wife or girlfriend would have done her goddamn job. Then we wouldn’t have to contract the job out.

[drinkindreamin]

So these two hookers were riding around with a sign on their car that said two hookers lookin for a good time. Police stopped them told them you can’t have a suggestive sign on your car. While they were stopped pick up passes with sign on door that says follow Jesus. Hookers say well they have a sign, police says well that’s a religious sign. They finished up, Next day police sees same two girls with sign on car that says... Two fallen angels lookin for Peter.

[Horn^I^Dog]

Two good ones!


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