Deciding Who to Marry
There was a guy who couldn't decide upon which of three women to marry. So as a test, he gave each one $10,000 to spend on whatever they wanted and in a month he would decide.
After a month, the first woman said she spent the money on a wonderful gift for him, since she loved him so much.
The second woman said she spent the money on herself, getting nice clothes, makeup so that she would look pretty for him because she loved him so much.
The third woman invested the money in the stock market and made $100,000. She said it would be the start of a nest egg for the two of them together because she loved him so much.
He said he would need to think about it and get back to them about who he would marry.
He thought and he thought, and then he finally decided.
He would marry the one with the biggest boobs.
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