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08-23-2022, 04:20 PM
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100% Made Up Conspiracies (This is for fun folks)
So I saw the thread about posting your favorite conspiracy theories, but one thing I like to do sometimes is make up fake ones. So I was wondering if anyone has, or can come up with some fake conspiracy theories. Let's keep this lighthearted and fun y'all, there's plenty of other threads to debate REAL conspiracy theories. These are just made up ones.
The most recent one I made up was that George W Bush did 9/11, but he did it personally. Think about it, where was the plane wreckage at the Pentagon? It wasn't there because it was hit by a missile! And what was George W. Bush during his time in service? A fighter pilot! It all makes so much sense!
Now I know what you're thinking. Wasn't GWB at an elementary school at the time? Simple. Disney Imagineers. GWB was a robot. The kids were robots. They guy that told GWB about 9/11 was actually real, but he had no idea the whole time.
Remember when he landed that plane and stood in front of a Mission Accomplished banner? That was him rubbing it in our faces! That was THE plane! The one he used!
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08-23-2022, 04:32 PM
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Donald Trump colluded with Russians to influence the 2016 election.
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08-23-2022, 04:34 PM
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Not very creative 1/10 I know you can do better.
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08-23-2022, 04:53 PM
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No hookers have premium access on Eccie
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08-23-2022, 05:01 PM
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Okay, but hear me out. What if ONLY hookers have PA. I mean you don't know if I'm a hooker, and I can't prove that you aren't. Maybe it's only escorts on this board. Anyways, you got any Newports I can bum?
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08-23-2022, 10:47 PM
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Nancy Reagan caused the breakup of Cheech & Chong.
They got very popular in the 80s at the same time Nancy started her useless "Just Say No" campaign. Too many people took it seriously, which hurt the studios that made Cheech & Chong movies, causing them to break up from lack of popularity.
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08-24-2022, 05:06 AM
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Originally Posted by anmar85
Okay, but hear me out. What if ONLY hookers have PA. I mean you don't know if I'm a hooker, and I can't prove that you aren't. Maybe it's only escorts on this board. Anyways, you got any Newports I can bum?
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What are your rates and do you have baby damage?
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08-24-2022, 08:25 AM
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Join Date: Jan 21, 2011
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The Kabal of CPAC is where all the planning and selection happens for the GOP. The speakers that they bring in, are paid in baby blood and HGH so they can live on in turpitude. They get their skulls robes on and make the selections based on who will show fealty to the GOP and align to take over the intent of how they will keep the status quo in both congress and in social classes.
They sell the seat to the highest bidders who can show the ability to give all, and keep on giving more. Matt Gaetz for example- who's family is rooted in politics, has been able to survive scandal after scandal. From his father's forcing of christianity on students in school as a vice principal, and then fraud charges by medicare, and then Matt's own issues with sexual allegations for paying for underage women, involving sex trafficking by travelling across state lines doing so, and then the multiple charges of DUI., yet is not ever chastised by the folks in the GOP. Talk about walking through the rain and not getting wet. But my theory is that Gaetz is protected by the GOP at EVERY level.
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08-24-2022, 03:14 PM
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Okay here's another one. Remember that time Tucker Carlson called Joe Biden a hologram? Well it's truer than he even thought. Ever since the success of the Tupac hologram at Coachella, and the Reagan hologram, the federal government and agents of the Deep State™ have been hard at work at new ways of controlling the masses. They struck gold with their Joe Biden model due to how glitchy the real guy always appeared anyways. Now their plan is going to be "running" the most gaffe prone candidates that they can on both sides in fake elections to continue to place holograms in positions of power, and no one will be any wiser.
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08-24-2022, 03:36 PM
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The Man (He/Him/His)
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What are your rates and do you have baby damage?
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If you gotta ask, you can't afford it 
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08-24-2022, 07:11 PM
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If you gotta ask, you can't afford it |
I’m not tapping into the SPR for baby damage. Or CBJ.
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08-24-2022, 07:49 PM
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I heard that Epstein was killed by Hilary cause he had pics of Bill and Alan Dershowitz spit roasting a couple hookers.
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