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Centruroides · 07-06-2012, 03:20 PM

I can't make this stuff up. Who's going to be the first to try it out.

http://epicmtproducts.3dcartstores.com/Sex_c_1.html

tia travels · 07-06-2012, 10:57 PM

I'm not sure I'd want to pay 11.99 to try it out. LOL Who wants whiskey dick? I don't even think a man would want that. They should have said how many ounces are in the bottle. I can make my own bacon lube....just take some Astroglide and toss in a few BaconBits. LOL

Bull149 · 07-07-2012, 02:45 PM

The bacon bits will scratch, won't they?

tia travels · 07-07-2012, 06:45 PM

I guess I didn't think that far ahead. LOL

RickForFun · 07-07-2012, 06:49 PM

Bacon lube for when you bonking a porker.

Bigh1955 · 07-08-2012, 04:44 PM

a littlel bacon fat...add a glob of crisco...that'll about lube anything.

It was bad enough - last time I was in England - when the waiter asked if I'd like a "spotted dick"...I thought he was hitting on me. lol. Turns out it's quite good. Not so sure about whiskey dick. I've had it a few times. Can't say I enjoyed it...neither did she. lol