so you wanna be a porn star

[Trey]

I watched "Hot Girls Wanted" on Netflix the other day, very interesting. It was funny how quick they come in and go out. Looks like abuse porn took out most of em. Told my buddy about it and he sent me this, gotta say the guy is pretty fucking funny at times. Part 3 and part 6 I think are the best. "Two days into black history month and you come in here in a maids outfit"


http://m.efukt.com/20918_The_Trollin...Pornstars.html

[tiigger99]

Man I almost spit up my coffee laughing at this shit!!! Lol! Good stuff!

[citizen44]

It's like getting a personal viewing of every time Wakeup has met a provider

That shit is just wrong.

[JustMeCLTXGG]

dAAmn! never heard that one before - gunt: gut cunt

fucked up!

• people who watch this want to masterbate and it's very difficult with a beast like you
• smile! no dentist in your area I guess right?
• ghetto chupucabra (sp?)
• I can tell that. you look kinda mannish
• you know the nipples should be smaller than the tits right?
• how many months pregnant are you?
• my name is john
• 135 my fucking ass

some of them can't even be posted. ha, ha. just some tidbits from 2 and 3. smh so wrong. yes I laughed at many even so

[Cable man 11]

LMAO said bitch you sound like batman!!

[TravelingGentleman]

Oh my goodness. Choking over here...

"You look like Predator...please tell me you're not hiding a cock down there..."

*tears*

AHAHAHAHAHA FEBREEZE!

*edit* Good grief - if there's an actual money-making market for that...*chokes* Some of that was stomach churning.

[Hot to Trot Daphne]

''The Romeo of talking shit is finally back, verbally defecating on the egos of every tramp that crosses his path.''

Subtitle: Win.

The Trololo in the background summed it all up.

[Guest040816]

The blonde girl left him,,,jaja
He had blue balls,,,

[Out_of_Bounds]

The Nat geo and the Cornelius comments were fucking hilarious.

[ZedX79]

Holy hell. Just sad really. Some of these women really have nowhere else to turn?

[Sir Matthias]

As crude and insensitive as he is, I would say that his actions are not without merit.

His actions may be horrible, but it's nice to know that he's weeding out the girls that will self-destruct and those who aren't cut out for the business.

Basically, he's the crucible through which potential starlets must pass. If they can survive a session with him and still want to do porn, they should do at least decently in the industry.