Lustforlauren A Sad Story
Lauren came to Austin without a care
Did her makeup and fixed her hair
Posted her AD in Snatch don’t you know
Looking for a screw maybe a blow
Well all was fine till the phone began to ring
The usual guys calling looking for Bing
Then SL called looking to score
He was called names by this crazy whore
So threADS got started and Lauren got mad
The scam she was performing started looking really bad
Before she left she got another no review its true
Regretting how stupid she made herself look she started to feel blue
She had 96 reviews and obviously knew what was right
But instead she picked a baby troll and started a fight
The troll gave her a chance said he didn’t want any sass
But she text him telling him to blow it out his ass
So the story ends with a bad trip to Austin Lauren will admit
Hopefully learned her lesson picking a fight with a Man Whore who could threw a fit
We wish her well and may all the dicks she sucks be clean
After all SL loves hookers he doesn’t like to be mean
Lustforlauren the trip to Austin wasn't a total loss...
