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02-28-2013, 06:25 AM
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What id JD hiding?
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Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn
I don't do peppers but when I was in Germany I ordered a plain old hotdog...with french fried onions....and mustard. I inhaled when I put that hotdog to my mouth....my throat expanded several times, my sinuses drained, my eyes caught fire, and I stopped breathing for a minute. I hadn't even bit into the dog. Couldn't wait for the next bite.
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Am I the only one that thinks the Hotdog is a metaphor?
Do you really hate liberals JD...or are you trying to cover something up?
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02-28-2013, 07:13 AM
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Didn't he ask for a picture of somebody's junk the other day, too? Hmmmmm....
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02-28-2013, 12:04 PM
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Juveniles! Has your mommy spanked you today?
Eat a bratwurst in Germany, it will put hair on your boobs WTF.
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02-28-2013, 02:15 PM
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Juveniles! Has your mommy spanked you today?
Eat a bratwurst in Germany, it will put hair on your boobs WTF.
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JD, playing "Hide the weenie'' down your throat will not put hair on my chest in Germany or anywhere else.
COG might fall for that trick though. 
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02-28-2013, 03:15 PM
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Didn't he ask for a picture of somebody's junk the other day, too? Hmmmmm....
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Why yes he did!
He asked to see MINE!
I guess he wanted to see a real Kosher Salami...
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02-28-2013, 03:37 PM
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Now you see it, now ya don't!
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Why yes he did!
He asked to see MINE!
I guess he wanted to see a real Kosher Salami...
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Watch out Yssup, JD is our resident magician. He will try and turn you Kosher Salami into his Butt plug!
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02-28-2013, 03:51 PM
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He seems to like them Deutscher wurstel!
I don't remember a Bratwurst in Germany taking my breath away. Of course I chewed it. sounds like old Barleyswine tried to DT it!
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02-28-2013, 04:19 PM
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Wow. And, now he's posting about eating sausages. 
<<<<<JD, check it out. Perry Porn.
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02-28-2013, 08:58 PM
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Wow. And, now he's posting about eating sausages.
<<<<<JD, check it out. Perry Porn. |
You are a fine one to talk. Wearing a Perry mask sucking a Little Steven...cock sucker...fucker
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02-28-2013, 09:05 PM
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You are a fine one to talk. Wearing a Perry mask sucking a Little Steven...cock sucker...fucker
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Perry learnt that corndog sword swallow from JD ! ***
***JD gets a afro by his name from now on for his Porch Monkey comment!
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02-28-2013, 09:43 PM
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Funny when liberals make homophobic style jokes - perhaps you people are exempt from sensitivity training? I though you liberals approved of homosexuality, therefore it seems unseemly to try and insult someone with an accusation that they might prefer sticking a guy's dick in their ass, or sucking another guys dick. Isn't that OK to do in our enlightened world?
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02-28-2013, 09:46 PM
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Not that there's anything wrong with it!
He did ask to see my junk...
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03-01-2013, 06:39 AM
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Are you fucking people 12 years old? This is shit you expect to see on the play ground. You need to grow the fuck up.
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03-01-2013, 06:51 AM
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We can't all be mature like Budman
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Are you fucking people 12 years old? This is shit you expect to see on the play ground. You need to grow the fuck up.
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Awwww is JD Cornhole your boyfriend....
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03-01-2013, 07:02 AM
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Funny when liberals make homophobic style jokes - perhaps you people are exempt from sensitivity training? I though you liberals approved of homosexuality, therefore it seems unseemly to try and insult someone with an accusation that they might prefer sticking a guy's dick in their ass, or sucking another guys dick. Isn't that OK to do in our enlightened world?
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Insult?  I'm not trying to insult JD's lifestyle choice. I am trying to free JD from the chains of shame. He should embrace his expanded throat and come out of the closet. I know more want to insult him than say he , Whirly and joe blow insult liberals at every opportunity. 
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Now admit it, this sounds like a Hotdog ad aimed at Log Cabin Repub's! 
Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn 
I don't do peppers but when I was in Germany I ordered a plain old hotdog...with french fried onions....and mustard. I inhaled when I put that hotdog to my mouth....my throat expanded several times, my sinuses drained, my eyes caught fire, and I stopped breathing for a minute. I hadn't even bit into the dog. Couldn't wait for the next bite.
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