Random Thoughts/Opinions

[Guest021824]

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that precise moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to take a nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you
just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray?
I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any
changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite
than K.

17. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

18. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or
understand a word they said?

19. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting
in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

20. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

21. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket,
finding their cell phone, and Pinning the tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the
snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used
in 1974.That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

Ladies.....Quit Laughing.

[Rcoop361]

1. Agreed wouldn't want a unknowing family member to do that

2. Agreed it does suck, so think hard before opening mouth

3. maybe for health reasons now

4. Generally unless pushed, best to say nothing if nothing nice is to be said, so not needed

5. Don't fold, wash it and put it back on

6. with wordprocessors it is not necessary

7. Agreed here , but some people still need the help. you know who you are. LOL

8. I rather think about how to live longer

9. I usually feel completely energized just before my ATF shows up, but that is short lived after she starts to work

10. And good to break the ice

11. Usually happens when my ATF runs through my mind, from there on the Day is Shot

12. Agreed still buying DVDs myself

13. hit cancel and save with a B behind name then compare file size.

14. Agreed also a short ringtone so you can ignore without looking

15. Maybe a couple of LED Light so low heat

16. No Comment, I still want Kisses

17. tough one, but Chocolates will distract you

18. Depends on who you are suppose to be listening to

19. Agreed, I even move over just enough that they would have to go in the ditch to get around

20. not true if you go commando

21. Can't help you on that one, unless maybe glasses are needed

22. Tried moving my clock across the room to cause me to get up, but found I have a good pitching arm while half asleep

23. It's the other way round in terms of men's bikes they wear helmets but that top bar really smarts when you miss the seat

Sorry Soulmanike I couldn't resist, LOL

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[The G.O.A.T]

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