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Originally Posted by StudMuffinPA
So since everything is closed again in PA, I took to the road and traveled to Palace in the Pines as I had read good reviews about the facility. It was strange even for me. As reported, the cover for the front bar is $5 and drinks are $5, but if you go to the back entrance to the separate non-alcohol bar and pay the $15, you can go back and forth all night. The front bar serves alcohol but it is only bikini dances only. Not even a bikini in most cases, more like sexy nighties. Oh and you can smoke, but you have to buy an astray for a dollar! Which is actually a plastic cup with a little bit of water in the bottom. That's a first for me. I asked if they charged a dollar for toilet paper too, but luckily I only had to piss.
So the back bar was topless and nude if they got enough tips, but one girl had a large butt covered in pimples, so I wanted to tip her to back on her skirt. There was one young VERY cute dancer and I went for the 4 for 60 "deal", which is no deal since songs are 15 each. I tried to explain that there is supposed to be a discount for multiple dances, like for instance, 4 for 50, but she didn't seem to understand my logic. The lap dance room is not a room but a closet, with a small metal chair. Really? That's almost as bad as the narrow wooden bench seats at the Tennyson Lodge. Anyhow, with 2 songs to go she mentions a happy ending is 150. I almost laughed out loud. With that amount and the remaining time pressure, I declined but countered with 60 for some DATY. She thought and said 100, now with only one song left. Things were going downhill quickly as I also discovered she didn't shave down there so decided to go back to the front to drink and smoke and use my super deluxe ashtray. Oh well - at least I know what it's like In the Pines now and doubt I'll visit again.
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It's been a solid year+ since I've been there. It used to be that extra fun (BBBJ) in the private closets was $80, and no one ever counted songs or time.
Nothing in the Pines
