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02-28-2014, 04:47 AM
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The Best Bidenisms
http://www.politico.com/magazine/sto...1#.UxBn9PnxqWY
“I never had an interest in being a mayor ’cause that’s a real job. You have to produce. That’s why I was able to be a senator for 36 years.” —March 29, 2012
“Folks, I can tell you I’ve known eight presidents, three of them intimately.” —Aug. 22, 2012
“I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you.” —April 26, 2012
“No one can say a negative thing about Dan Quayle. When he was vice president, he built that pool [at the VP’s residence]. I just want you to know, he is my favorite vice president.” —April 12, 2010
“You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.” —June 17, 2006
“If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there’s still a 30 percent chance we’re going to get it wrong.” —Feb. 6, 2009
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02-28-2014, 06:22 AM
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85 Seconds of Comedic Gold
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02-28-2014, 06:41 AM
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Joe has to be some relation to Yogie Berra.
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02-28-2014, 06:53 AM
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Joe has to be some relation to Yogie Berra.
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Yogi Berra is admirable. Any decent terrorist would kill him before Biden.
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02-28-2014, 09:01 AM
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Fuckin Biden
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02-28-2014, 09:18 AM
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I hope he gets the nomination for President - that will be a lot of fun.
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02-28-2014, 09:43 AM
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Hey! This is a big fuckin deal.
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02-28-2014, 10:50 AM
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biden is a stumbling, bumbling, buffoonish self-aggrandizer..and its impossible for all but zealous partisans to respect him as a leader
but at the same time he's trailer park clever..
he rents part of his estate to the us government for the supply of protection to himself and his family..... and look where he is, senator and vice president
and while its not amenable to sound bite encapsulation as are his many verbal faux pas...his most buffoonish episode was the eye-rolls and sneers, the constant looks of superiority, and the vain pomposity displayed during his debate with paul ryan
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02-28-2014, 11:10 AM
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I hope he gets the nomination for President - that will be a lot of fun.
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In a way I have to agree with that. It doesn't matter who gets elected they'll still fuck up this country. May as well elected someone who will fuck up the country and entertain us in the process.
Jim
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02-28-2014, 11:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Chica Chaser
http://www.politico.com/magazine/sto...1#.UxBn9PnxqWY
“I never had an interest in being a mayor ’cause that’s a real job. You have to produce. That’s why I was able to be a senator for 36 years.” —March 29, 2012
“Folks, I can tell you I’ve known eight presidents, three of them intimately.” —Aug. 22, 2012
“I promise you, the president has a big stick. I promise you.” —April 26, 2012
“No one can say a negative thing about Dan Quayle. When he was vice president, he built that pool [at the VP’s residence]. I just want you to know, he is my favorite vice president.” —April 12, 2010
“You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.” —June 17, 2006
“If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there’s still a 30 percent chance we’re going to get it wrong.” —Feb. 6, 2009
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This video is the only reason why I miss W
Best of the Bushisms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be6tunbRcs8
At least I agree with him when he said: " There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
Heck of a job W
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02-28-2014, 11:28 AM
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In a way I have to agree with that. It doesn't matter who gets elected they'll still fuck up this country. May as well elected someone who will fuck up the country and entertain us in the process.
Jim
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I agree with you on that point.
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02-28-2014, 04:32 PM
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Joe has to be some relation to Yogie Berra.
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More like Yogi Bear.
Jim
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02-28-2014, 04:42 PM
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This video is the only reason why I miss W
Best of the Bushisms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be6tunbRcs8
At least I agree with him when he said: " There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
Heck of a job W |
W had his share of them too. Funny!!
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02-28-2014, 07:15 PM
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02-28-2014, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by frenchybruno18
This video is the only reason why I miss W
Best of the Bushisms http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be6tunbRcs8
At least I agree with him when he said: " There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again." Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
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Bush missed his calling. He should have been a stand up comedian. Could ya just imagine if Biden would have been his running mate instead of Dick the "penguin" Cheney. America would have had a side ache epidemic from laughing so hard.
Jim
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