Pimps On The Prowl...Ugh.

[Allie_Kat]

This weekend my phone has literally been beeping at least 5 times a day with text messages from pimps trying to recruit me. Most of them have out of state area codes.
They send me pictures of piles of cash saying things like "You need to step up your game and drop whatever lame you with mami."
Or "I'll make you my bottom bitch and we will run other girls and be rich."
What the hell is going on? I guess it's true what they say, Pimpin' Ain't Easy.
Especially if you don't have any girls to pimp!
I wonder if it's a new ploy by LE to bust girls?

(If you're a pimp and you're reading this, leave me the hell alone. I don't want to work for you.)

[midwestmonique]

Lmao! When I get these messages most of the time I ignore them, but sometimes I just can't help myself but to reply! Do girls actually go for this? I do have to commend the lazy mf that came up with the idea...a way to make money for doing absolutely nothing, must be the life!

[MissJKCFun]

I used to get those all the time. Very frustrating.

[Thequeen]

I had that problem when I traveled to denver once.. Seemed like I got more calls from pimps than clients... I ended up staying one day and left.. good thing i didnt have to pay for that trip or I would have been mad!

[dirty dog]

Okay, Okay, Okay, I will take care of this for you, LONGERMONGER quit calling these fine ladies please.

[Wizard of Ahhhhs]

Obviously, COG's turned to pimping... It's his fault.

[ez2plz]

If it was COG, they would all probably be happy to work for him. After all, he is COG!

[CuteOldGuy]

Yeah, me be pimpin'! Fa Shizzle!

[Cheaper2buyit]

pimps r us .com

[Modda]

Originally Posted by Cheaper2buyit

pimps r us .com

that is funny C2B...

Allie..yea..I think ignoring is the best solution...

[FireSerpent]

Pimps suck... they give us brown guys a bad name! I speak articulately and well when on the phone... so much so some providers think I might be caucasian until they see me get out of my car. Once, I got to a provider's incall and while she's on the phone with me she asked, "wait, is that you? how old are you? you're not a pimp are you?" I thought she was joking!! But she was dead serious. I guess there are younger (I look young for my age) black males out there who are bombarding area providers with offers to be their pimp.

These guys need to get a damn life!

[Cheaper2buyit]

It's so funny blacks are pimps whites own escort services.

[FireSerpent]

Ahhh... interesting distinction Cheaper... I didn't see it that way before but, I guess one could.

[Modda]

Originally Posted by Cheaper2buyit

It's so funny blacks are pimps whites own escort services.

Interesting C2B....thats is true....but why?

[royamcr]

White people look funny in those goofy felt hats.