My fine is...

[ed_mustafa]

$880.60
(Borrowed from another board.)
Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
NOTE: fines to be added just once, not for how ever many times you have done it.

Smoked weed -- $10
Did acid or pills -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

[atlcomedy]

WTF handles all of my accounting, links, and general bitch research. When I can get time on his calendar I'll provide a more specific answer.

For now I'll simply say it is well in excess of 100.

[Marcus Aurelius]

$575.00

[colels]

620.60

[pjorourke]

Originally Posted by colels

620.60

How did you get 60 cents. The smallest item on that list was 50 cents for pissing in the pool. Was it an extra long piss?

[Ansley]

Originally Posted by pjorourke

How did you get 60 cents. The smallest item on that list was 50 cents for pissing in the pool. Was it an extra long piss?

625.60

Yes PJ it can be done.

[nevergaveitathought]

$435.10

[pjorourke]

Originally Posted by Ansley

625.60

Yes PJ it can be done.

Oops, you are right. I missed this one:
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10

[pjorourke]

Oh Shit! I'm going to hell - $935.60.

[Ansley]

Originally Posted by pjorourke

Oh Shit! I'm going to hell - $935.60.

Yea you are.... you peed in the pool.

[Rudyard K]

$0.00

Have you people learned nothing on this board?...Deny, DENY, DENY

[pjorourke]

I was a kid -- every kid pees in the pool.

[colels]

Wasn't my pool. Learned her name a couple days later, and had sex in a different pool (still not mine).

[Ansley]

Originally Posted by Rudyard K

$0.00

Have you people learned nothing on this board?...Deny, DENY, DENY

Sounds to me you added everything up and you went into some serious denial.

[Laurentius]

355.10

But I am SO glad each fine only counts for the first time you did something.